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View Poll Results: Would you want me if there were no obstacles?
Yes, I am a man and I want you. 12 41.38%
Yes, I am a woman and I want you. 1 3.45%
Yes, I am a woman but if I were a man I would want you. 11 37.93%
No, thats gross. 1 3.45%
I want pensive pam. 4 13.79%
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Old 04-29-2011, 01:49 PM   #46
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(thanks sundae <#)
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Old 04-29-2011, 04:27 PM   #47
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Not when that would make them children.
You (I) would wish to be younger, not wish the chick to be younger. JFC.
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Old 04-29-2011, 04:48 PM   #48
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You (I) would wish to be younger, not wish the chick to be younger. JFC.
Oh, OK, my apologies, I misread it.
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:12 PM   #49
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Gravdigr - my last big fling was with a girl 26 years younger than me. Never again!! Plus she couldn't hold a candle to MTP
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:21 PM   #50
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You mean because MTP would say "Ouch, that's hot," and blow out the candle?
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:26 PM   #51
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Now hot wax can be fun...
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:36 PM   #52
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There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.
So true...so true. In my case though, I looked better in my 30's then when I was in my 20's.
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:37 PM   #53
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Same here, Tulip. I am hoping I will look even better in my 40s, but I kinda doubt it.
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:38 PM   #54
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Oh yeah, and sorry to double post, but I would totally want you, mtp, if I were a guy.
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:42 PM   #55
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psssst! tulip looks awesome in her 40's!!!
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:14 PM   #56
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Hmm...I probably should've been more clear...Troll didn't really make me doubt myself. I really just posted this poll to solidly crush troll. I think its clear that the troll felt the need to insult me to try to make itself feel better. On that count I figured I'd let y'all defend me. Because it means a lot more from y'all than it does from me. Thanks for all the good compliments, I can always use an ego boost. I am feeling a bit down about myself in a lot of aspects, mainly just me disappointing myself, BUT there is a brighter tomorrow...or next week.
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:30 PM   #57
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So wait, does this mean we're not going steady? Do I have to give your ring back?
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:34 PM   #58
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everyone can use a good boost every now and then hun! you're one of us. in our big happy online dysfunctional family. BIG hugz hun!
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:06 PM   #59
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So wait, does this mean we're not going steady? Do I have to give your ring back?
No, its fake anyway.
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Old 04-30-2011, 04:51 PM   #60
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psssst! tulip looks awesome in her 40's!!!
Word.
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