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View Poll Results: Would you want me if there were no obstacles? | |||
Yes, I am a man and I want you. | 12 | 41.38% | |
Yes, I am a woman and I want you. | 1 | 3.45% | |
Yes, I am a woman but if I were a man I would want you. | 11 | 37.93% | |
No, thats gross. | 1 | 3.45% | |
I want pensive pam. | 4 | 13.79% | |
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll |
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04-28-2011, 11:05 AM | #16 |
To shreds, you say?
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Ibram, You've restored my faith in the humor sense of non-heteronormative/cissexist 20 somethings.
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04-28-2011, 11:21 AM | #17 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Damnit! I knew I was forgetting something. I thought that since PP believes I'm a hermaphrodite that it non-specific gendered people would be covered already.
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04-28-2011, 11:25 AM | #18 |
polaroid of perfection
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I voted that I want you.
I'd want to be really good mates and then we could have the odd drunken snog or fumble! Ali, for the record I don't have any conflict with you. But you already know that. Maybe I have a lot of toblerone, or testerone, or toastertone or whatever it is |
04-28-2011, 12:15 PM | #19 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Crapp, I should have also made one for "I'm a homosexual male but it you were a male, I'd want you"
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04-28-2011, 12:19 PM | #20 |
polaroid of perfection
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Or "I don't define myself by gender, but now that I know you do I wouldn't touch you with Merc's"
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04-28-2011, 12:19 PM | #21 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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04-28-2011, 12:21 PM | #22 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Thats what happens when you rush a job...
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04-28-2011, 12:27 PM | #23 |
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Moar, I'ma have to say no. Three reasons:
1) I'm J's man 2) It's creepy, according to the age-creepiness equation* 3) All that hardware in your mouth does make for some scary imagination about what kind of damage could be done. *If your partner is not at least half your age plus seven, it's officially creepy. Hey, I don't make the rules. |
04-28-2011, 12:38 PM | #24 | |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Quote:
Disregarding current relationships/age/function/sexuality, please answer this poll truthfully Plus the hardware in my mouth causes no issues...I have been in a sexual relationship for the past 10months without a single incident.
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04-28-2011, 12:41 PM | #25 |
polaroid of perfection
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Mr Undertoad has a beard
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04-28-2011, 12:44 PM | #26 |
changed his status to single
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If he were gay I seriously doubt UT would be in the closet.
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04-28-2011, 12:47 PM | #27 |
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Are you calling him fat?
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04-28-2011, 12:48 PM | #28 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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No, he's phat!
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04-28-2011, 12:56 PM | #29 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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Ah! Bliss!! Teh Cellar at play ....
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04-28-2011, 03:01 PM | #30 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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You make mockery of my thread?! It is not nice, I think you are 'bitter scorned' and that is why you destroy my thread. You contribute nothing to the board.
VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!! mtp
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