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View Poll Results: Would you want me if there were no obstacles?
Yes, I am a man and I want you. 12 41.38%
Yes, I am a woman and I want you. 1 3.45%
Yes, I am a woman but if I were a man I would want you. 11 37.93%
No, thats gross. 1 3.45%
I want pensive pam. 4 13.79%
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Old 04-30-2011, 07:55 PM   #61
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So, pretty much everyone wants to bang MTP, then. We should make a movie.
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Old 04-30-2011, 08:17 PM   #62
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Or a taglne
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:53 PM   #63
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:21 PM   #64
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Now hot wax can be fun...
Hot sugar is better.
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Old 05-02-2011, 05:52 AM   #65
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Hot sugar is better.
Don't go trying anything unsupervised at home Sarge.
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Old 05-02-2011, 05:21 PM   #66
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Have to define "want me".
Girlfriend? Naw, we'd never get along.
Fuck buddy? Hell yeah.
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:18 PM   #67
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No, its fake anyway.
must. not. make. orgasm. reference. joke.
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:21 PM   #68
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Don't go trying anything unsupervised at home Sarge.
voice of experience = sadder but wiser beaver?
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:28 PM   #69
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must. not. make. orgasm. reference. joke.
So you got it...good.
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:12 AM   #70
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voice of experience = sadder but wiser beaver?
Another one for the "when I was young" batch of stories. ... Also, I had images of Sarge "experimenting" and sustaining nasty burns.
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Old 05-03-2011, 11:41 AM   #71
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Note to self: hard crack stage too hot, will try soft ball next...
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Old 05-03-2011, 04:49 PM   #72
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psssst! tulip looks awesome in her 40's!!!
Completely aware of that...I guess it was my failed attempt at double complimenting her...kind of like "I hope I look half as good as Tulip when I am in my 40s, but I don't even have that chance in my 30s."
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Old 05-05-2011, 01:13 AM   #73
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Completely aware of that...I guess it was my failed attempt at double complimenting her...kind of like "I hope I look half as good as Tulip when I am in my 40s, but I don't even have that chance in my 30s."
Thank you. I didn't realize you gave me a compliment.
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:25 AM   #74
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You're welcome. I guess it just sort of came out wrong.
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