The most important mission, ever.

[j03L10T]

Originally posted by j03L10T
HERE I izz.

My favorite indicator of the knowledge of the towers going down back in 1984 is here. No, I had nothing to do with it. Yes, our own government had this planned. I couldn't have threatened to expose that knowledge any more easily and acceptably. Any further questions, pro-republicans?

[j03L10T]

Originally posted by j03L10T
#1- My God is the man who takes to the stage as "Robert Plant".

#2- My life long best friend is Michael J. Fox.

#3- My favorite t.v. dinner is 'mexican'.

#4- Pissing makes me feel better sometimes, if not always.

#5- So does shitting.

#6- The bible is a good book to have upon your shelf, somewheres.

#7- To be continued.

#8- You don't fool me, I sang it.

#9- YOU are callng ME an 'idiot' for saying so?

#10- I got you where I want you, now you're going to buy me cartons of cigarrettes and six packs of beer whereas these things aren't available, somehow for labeling me as an idiot and a liar for having claimed to do what you thought was impossible.

[Undertoad]

Mr. Plant's first few solo albums were very fine indeed. After I snatched each new one up eagerly, I read in interviews with the gentleman that he considered Let's Active to be the finest band in the U.S.A. This was circa 1985, and he was absolutely positively correct. Unfortunately Let's Active wound up enjoying no commercial success whatsoever and Mr. Plant was forced to include Zep samples in his solo works in order to trick people into buying them.

[j03L10T]

Originally posted by Undertoad
Mr. Plant's first few solo albums were very fine indeed.

I'm sure that he took pride in all of his work, but I agree that the first few solo efforts were the most enthusiastic. And when you suffer a certain amount of loss, say- no profit whatsoever, I suppose everything begins to roll downhill (including much of the input for any side projects).

I spoke with Mr. Plant once as he was completing the vocals for "Manic Nirvana". We were scheming up another track that would be called "Aero Zeppelin".

[Undertoad]

WELL I finally got to hear a little of that Bloodhound Gang. And it turns out that their hometown is none other than King of Prussia. Ouch. It figgers: sorry to those who like 'em, but I couldn't hate 'em worse. This adolescent stuff is like rum and coke. No, no, wait, hear me out. Rum and Coke, everyone has too much of it once, and pukes. Typically before age 21. And from there on, the very concept of rum and coke together is nauseating. As if it weren't nauseating before. Well that's what the BH Gang is to me: I had too much of crap like this at a party once back in the 80s, and since then, anything even close to it makes me start to lose it.

Sorry, but that's my opinion and I had to give it.

[elSicomoro]

Oh shit...they're from the area?

Okay, let's just ignore that and pretend that Fuel and Live are actually "local" bands then.

[j03L10T]

Originally posted by Undertoad
WELL I finally got to hear a little of that Bloodhound Gang. And it turns out that their hometown is none other than King of Prussia.

Yeah, allegedly "Nirvana" was from Seattle. Word to the wise about historical geography, sometimes it's an excuse to re-invent the sound of modern music after actually assigning the type of music a name such as "grunge", "alternative", "ragae", etc.

Jimmy Pop never intended for his songs to be taken seriously, and it was all geared toward adolescents by one himself. My only interest in commenting on bloodhound gang was to show that there was actually a way for me to offer clues as to how song titles were chosen, it was just one of many examples I can still offer. I was drunk much of the time, and felt very pressured to try to expose a few things going on in the industry after constantly being accused of slander for merely telling the truth.

Every last bit of bloodhound gang was conceived and recorded back in 1982. One out of several hundred acts in my so called recording career.

The band itself could have been from king of prussia, judging from the treatment I was receiving at the time.

It's often a very sensitive nerve, an understandibly invisible one commonly stepped upon by others to read such nonsense. I accept that it isn't the rest of the world's fault that they believe just about anything they read, but the key saving factor for what remains of my sanity is the actual truth of the matter.

No offense taken, thanks for sharing.

[j03L10T]

J03L10T- mission completed, returning to mother ship. I am leaving one final gift for my friends here on Earth as a key that will allow many doors of understanding to open. The gift is a search word: jeffk.

4D105 411 U PH@ UN133T B147CH35. May it serve all of you well, along with the Bill Gates 'nudies' that may be found elsewhere by performing a similar search.

Adios mui compadres, it's been a real pleasure to have shared a few facts many of you otherwise would never have known. From a few of the things I have learned here, some of you knew the whole time. I have to go someplace where everyone understands what I have to say as unquestionable fact. It breaks my heart to be so misunderstood and I am taking what is left of one with me. It hurts.
Goodbye.

[j03L10T]

Note to self- Sharon Osbourne is Lady Di. Before I forget. "Goodbye English Rose", goodbye my sweet television wife. The dialouge for 'The Osbournes' is written upon a script from some twenty odd years ago. Take, don't give and Ted Turner is our friend for making it possible but not at all to be trusted for holding out. Another thing before I forget, the most previous 'Ozzy' cd "efforts" were vocally performed as well as musically, (verbaly choriographed) while behind bars in front of a live studio audience. Special thanks to them as well.

PM me for private details.

If you are even remotley interested in my own welfare at this point of your own state of related destitution, then you will forget that Ted Turner ever existed. Enjoy the sound of my own voice as you watch the osbournes and know that even the cast is well aware that some of the voices were actually spoken and recorded at another time by someone else.

XSAO.net- This one still works.

Note to SELF- out.

[j03L10T]

NO! Note to self, Coal Chamber's version of "Shock The Monkey". Was haunted by the sound of Peter Gabriel's almost forgotten ORIGINAL. Subsequently did THIS re-make, featuring 'Ozzy". I am hoping Ted was only looking out for our best intrests by witholding profits from my biggest and mostobvious loss of all, my family. Getting closer now to starport, Jerk out.

[j03L10T]

Originally posted by j03L10T
I CAN'T SEE!

Oh, I forgot. It helps to plan ahead, sometimes almost twenty years.

Goodbye.