September 25, 2011 Blow-up Wedding Gown

CaliforniaMama · 09-25-2011, 07:16 AM

How's this for a unique wedding gown?

May I suggest a box of pins for some honeymoon fun?

via Shine

For more balloon fun, check out this Balloon Fashion Show.

DanaC · 09-25-2011, 07:19 AM

A jellybean wedding dress?

DanaC · 09-25-2011, 07:20 AM

*tilts head at slight angle and peers at the photo*

She looks an awful lot like the CIA chick in Torchwood. the one who [spoilers just in case] turned out to be a Family double agent.

Sundae · 09-25-2011, 07:33 AM

Wrong. Just wrong.
Imagine the noise of it?!

Way not to take your vows seriously!

Dana - I didn't properly recognise her in the church.
I had to pause, then recognised her eyes.
Bitch got her just desserts, and I don't mean cake at the wake.

monster · 09-25-2011, 12:49 PM

What should you wear to take your vows seriously?

Something made from material that is a little heavier?

Like meat or duct tape? Duct tape is very serious.

footfootfoot · 09-25-2011, 02:17 PM

how is virginity like a balloon?

One prick and it's gone.

Gravdigr · 09-25-2011, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaMama

May I suggest a box of pins for some honeymoon fun?

I'd pop it. Her and her Mary Tyler Moore look-a-like friend too.

SPUCK · 09-26-2011, 04:02 AM

You don't need pins.. Just a very light mist of citrus juice. A squirt gun maybe.

I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk. One day I'd just finished blowing up and tying a little more than a thousand balloons. I was standing waist deep in them. Another employee wades into the room sez, "Hi", and starts pealing an orange. The entire room erupted leaving only about 20 balloons unpopped. We were amazed - then I was annoyed.

Has to the plastic balloons not the rubber ones.

CaliforniaMama · 09-26-2011, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUCK

I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk.

So, what is the secret to popping those [uh-hem] balloons? Besides dipping the dart in the lemonade?

infinite monkey · 09-26-2011, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUCK

You don't need pins.. Just a very light mist of citrus juice. A squirt gun maybe.

I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk. One day I'd just finished blowing up and tying a little more than a thousand balloons. I was standing waist deep in them. Another employee wades into the room sez, "Hi", and starts pealing an orange. The entire room erupted leaving only about 20 balloons unpopped. We were amazed - then I was annoyed.

Has to the plastic balloons not the rubber ones.

I was like no way.

Then I saw this online. It's not quite scientific evidence but I certainly have an experiment for my nieces!

ZenGum · 09-26-2011, 07:16 PM

Makes me wonder what other common household substances might work. I'd say vinegar would be likely.

footfootfoot · 09-27-2011, 02:48 PM

latex + oil =

BigV · 09-27-2011, 10:12 PM

fo. sho.

SPUCK · 09-28-2011, 04:38 AM

I suspect any acid.

I will caution you that plastic balloons are dangerous. When they pop they are more like a breaking glass than a rapidly tearing rubber balloon. They go off with a very sharp crack and the fragments leave at substantially higher velocities. The fragments often hurt when they hit you and I suspect could hurt a kid's eye.

DanaC · 09-28-2011, 04:43 AM

Plastic balloons? I don;t think I've ever encountered such a thing...

09-25-2011, 07:16 AM	#1
CaliforniaMama I wonder . . . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be. Posts: 1,278	September 25, 2011 Blow-up Wedding Gown How's this for a unique wedding gown? May I suggest a box of pins for some honeymoon fun? via Shine For more balloon fun, check out this Balloon Fashion Show.

09-25-2011, 07:33 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Wrong. Just wrong. Imagine the noise of it?! Way not to take your vows seriously! Dana - I didn't properly recognise her in the church. I had to pause, then recognised her eyes. Bitch got her just desserts, and I don't mean cake at the wake. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-25-2011, 12:49 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What should you wear to take your vows seriously? Something made from material that is a little heavier? Like meat or duct tape? Duct tape is very serious. Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-25-2011, 02:17 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	how is virginity like a balloon? One prick and it's gone. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-26-2011, 07:16 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Makes me wonder what other common household substances might work. I'd say vinegar would be likely. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-26-2011, 04:02 AM	#8
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	You don't need pins.. Just a very light mist of citrus juice. A squirt gun maybe. I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk. One day I'd just finished blowing up and tying a little more than a thousand balloons. I was standing waist deep in them. Another employee wades into the room sez, "Hi", and starts pealing an orange. The entire room erupted leaving only about 20 balloons unpopped. We were amazed - then I was annoyed. Has to the plastic balloons not the rubber ones.

09-27-2011, 02:48 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	latex + oil = Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-27-2011, 10:12 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	fo. sho. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-28-2011, 04:38 AM	#14
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	I suspect any acid. I will caution you that plastic balloons are dangerous. When they pop they are more like a breaking glass than a rapidly tearing rubber balloon. They go off with a very sharp crack and the fragments leave at substantially higher velocities. The fragments often hurt when they hit you and I suspect could hurt a kid's eye.

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