June 9th, 2015: Compensating

xoxoxoBruce · 06-08-2015, 10:54 PM

You have to feel sorry for the men in Britain who are... um, under endowed.
The manly thing to do would be to compensate with a gun, but that's right out of the question.
The Queen says even a big knife is a no-no.
Of course centuries old narrow lanes, limited parking, and high petrol prices, pretty much rule out a jacked up diesel dually.
So what's a shorty to do? Veggies... giant veggies..... My carrot's bigger than yours.

They will squash you.

limey · 06-09-2015, 02:00 AM

Nice post!

Sent by thought transference

footfootfoot · 06-09-2015, 10:15 AM

So, Findhorn wasn't magic after all? It's just the British climate that favors vegetables?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-09-2015, 10:21 AM

Damn it, that link isn't giving me what I was looking at anymore, try this one.

footfootfoot · 06-09-2015, 01:15 PM

Nice!

Gravdigr · 06-09-2015, 03:02 PM

[Mr.Seinfeld]I don't like the sound of that.[/Mr.Seinfeld]

I don't like it one bit.

Dana's Carrot is bigger than mine.

Sundae · 06-09-2015, 04:46 PM

Interesting perspective; British men only grow large vegetables because they have no access to weapons or big cars and therefore no other way of advertising their manliness...

I wonder where that leaves the Women's Institute jam-makers

fargon · 06-09-2015, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Dana's Carrot is bigger than mine.

Carrot's, carrot is bigger than yours.

DanaC · 06-10-2015, 05:36 AM

Awwwww. Carrot's carrot is teeny.

Gravdigr · 06-10-2015, 11:28 AM

That's what makes it all so sad.

06-08-2015, 10:54 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	June 9th, 2015: Compensating You have to feel sorry for the men in Britain who are... um, under endowed. The manly thing to do would be to compensate with a gun, but that's right out of the question. The Queen says even a big knife is a no-no. Of course centuries old narrow lanes, limited parking, and high petrol prices, pretty much rule out a jacked up diesel dually. So what's a shorty to do? Veggies... giant veggies..... My carrot's bigger than yours. They will squash you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-09-2015, 02:00 AM	#2
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Nice post! Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

06-09-2015, 10:15 AM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	So, Findhorn wasn't magic after all? It's just the British climate that favors vegetables? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-09-2015, 10:21 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Damn it, that link isn't giving me what I was looking at anymore, try this one. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-09-2015, 01:15 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Nice! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-09-2015, 03:02 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	[Mr.Seinfeld]I don't like the sound of that.[/Mr.Seinfeld] I don't like it one bit. Dana's Carrot is bigger than mine. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-09-2015, 04:46 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Interesting perspective; British men only grow large vegetables because they have no access to weapons or big cars and therefore no other way of advertising their manliness... I wonder where that leaves the Women's Institute jam-makers __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-10-2015, 11:28 AM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's what makes it all so sad. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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