Dumber than a box of rocks - Page 3

plthijinx · 03-08-2011, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

ya know, I was thinking room temps in celcius....

ya know...i can be rather dumb sometimes....i'm smart, but stupid at the same time!

ZenGum · 03-09-2011, 05:43 AM

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Quote:

"That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver."
- Foghorn Leghorn

monster · 03-09-2011, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

ya know...i can be rather dumb sometimes....i'm smart, but stupid at the same time!

but never as low as room temperature.....

I was just pointing out that I never thought about fahrenheight. because I'm a dick.

footfootfoot · 03-09-2011, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

ya know...i can be rather dumb sometimes....i'm smart, but stupid at the same time!

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

but never as low as room temperature.....

I was just pointing out that I never thought about fahrenheight. because I'm a dick.

No, you're both wrong I'm the dummest dick.

monster · 03-09-2011, 11:28 AM

dummer than a dick in a blonde factory?

busterb · 03-09-2011, 12:31 PM

bread wasn't done

Crimson Ghost · 03-10-2011, 01:19 AM

IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

Sharp as a bag of wet leather.

Smart like bull, strong like chicken.

About two chromosomes short of a chimp.

Not exactly Mr. Wizard.

AC body, DC brain.

You look in his eyes, you can see the inside of his skull.

Body by Play-do, brain by Mattel.

The priest left him under too long at his christening.

A mind like a steel sieve.

monster · 03-10-2011, 08:47 AM

When God was handing out brains, he was last in line

Running on empty

monster · 03-10-2011, 08:49 AM

coining a retro one: his 45s play at 33

footfootfoot · 03-10-2011, 12:04 PM

his 78s play at 45
his victrola has a blunt needle
his cuneiforms are blurry
his story teller has a sore throat
His big bang was just a whimper

retro winning!

monster · 03-10-2011, 12:16 PM

His movies are all on Betamax
His rotary dial needs oiling

Perry Winkle · 03-10-2011, 12:32 PM

He's a nibble short of a full byte.

Gravdigr · 03-10-2011, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Duller than a bag of wet mice.

~F. Leghorn

Gravdigr · 03-10-2011, 01:39 PM

Duller than a froe.

Thick as a brick. ~J. Tull

Dumber than shit.

plthijinx · 03-10-2011, 01:53 PM

he's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean

03-09-2011, 11:28 AM	#35
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	dummer than a dick in a blonde factory? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-09-2011, 12:31 PM	#36
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	bread wasn't done __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

03-10-2011, 01:19 AM	#37
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. Sharp as a bag of wet leather. Smart like bull, strong like chicken. About two chromosomes short of a chimp. Not exactly Mr. Wizard. AC body, DC brain. You look in his eyes, you can see the inside of his skull. Body by Play-do, brain by Mattel. The priest left him under too long at his christening. A mind like a steel sieve. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-10-2011, 08:47 AM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	When God was handing out brains, he was last in line Running on empty __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-10-2011, 08:49 AM	#39
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	coining a retro one: his 45s play at 33 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-10-2011, 12:04 PM	#40
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	his 78s play at 45 his victrola has a blunt needle his cuneiforms are blurry his story teller has a sore throat His big bang was just a whimper retro winning! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-10-2011, 12:16 PM	#41
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	His movies are all on Betamax His rotary dial needs oiling __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-10-2011, 12:32 PM	#42
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	He's a nibble short of a full byte.

03-10-2011, 01:39 PM	#44
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Duller than a froe. Thick as a brick. ~J. Tull Dumber than shit. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-10-2011, 01:53 PM	#45
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	he's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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