Dumber than a box of rocks - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 08:33 AM

In college we said "as smart as roadkill."

plthijinx · 03-08-2011, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

.... Rides the Short Bus.

there was a long one?

busterb · 03-08-2011, 11:50 AM

If IQ was 2 points higher, they'd be a carrot

Undertoad · 03-08-2011, 12:12 PM

A bubble off plumb

footfootfoot · 03-08-2011, 12:14 PM

He's only got two synapses, connected by a spirochete and he's just been put on penicillin.

Clodfobble · 03-08-2011, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

oh wait, I remembered (a not very nice) one I heard over here... Rides the Short Bus.

We said this one a lot as kids. Back when my dad was still insisting there was nothing wrong with Minifob, I laughed and informed him, "Dad, in the mornings he literally rides the short bus to school."

Except then later in the year, too many kids had joined the program and they had to switch them to a long bus. So now he's fine!

Glinda · 03-08-2011, 01:39 PM

Hanging out where the buses don't run

Has one wheel in the gutter

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead

Lights are on but nobody's home

Smart as bait

His brother was an only child

His cord doesn’t quite reach the outlet

His cheese done slipped off his cracker

footfootfoot · 03-08-2011, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

His brother was an only child

lmao

monster · 03-08-2011, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Except then later in the year, too many kids had joined the program and they had to switch them to a long bus. So now he's fine!

awesome!

jimhelm · 03-08-2011, 01:57 PM

dumb as a bag of hair

monster · 03-08-2011, 02:01 PM

Has Delusions of Adequacy

Nirvana · 03-08-2011, 02:05 PM

Has an IQ the same as her dress size...

monster · 03-08-2011, 02:06 PM

So dense light bends around him
Room Temperature IQ
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
Strong like bear, smart like tractor

plthijinx · 03-08-2011, 06:36 PM

the average IQ in the tdcj is 85. sooooo, i had coined the phrase while on hiatus - eeeeeiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttyyyyyyyyy-fiiiiiiiiive. and just shake my head most times. other times i would just look on in a blank stare wondering how someone could be so dumb.

monster · 03-08-2011, 10:20 PM

ya know, I was thinking room temps in celcius....

03-08-2011, 08:33 AM	#16
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	In college we said "as smart as roadkill." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-08-2011, 11:50 AM	#18
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	If IQ was 2 points higher, they'd be a carrot __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

03-08-2011, 12:14 PM	#20
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	He's only got two synapses, connected by a spirochete and he's just been put on penicillin. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-08-2011, 01:57 PM	#25
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	dumb as a bag of hair __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-08-2011, 02:01 PM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Has Delusions of Adequacy __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-08-2011, 12:12 PM	#19
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	A bubble off plumb

03-08-2011, 01:39 PM	#22
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Hanging out where the buses don't run Has one wheel in the gutter The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead Lights are on but nobody's home Smart as bait His brother was an only child His cord doesn’t quite reach the outlet His cheese done slipped off his cracker

03-08-2011, 02:05 PM	#27
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Has an IQ the same as her dress size... __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-08-2011, 02:06 PM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So dense light bends around him Room Temperature IQ Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled Strong like bear, smart like tractor __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-08-2011, 06:36 PM	#29
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	the average IQ in the tdcj is 85. sooooo, i had coined the phrase while on hiatus - eeeeeiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttyyyyyyyyy-fiiiiiiiiive. and just shake my head most times. other times i would just look on in a blank stare wondering how someone could be so dumb. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-08-2011, 10:20 PM	#30
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ya know, I was thinking room temps in celcius.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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