July 13, 2010: $$$ Laundry

monster · 07-13-2010, 09:19 AM

That was really interesting, thanks

Could someone please tell my kids that it isn't necessary for coins, though. Or rocks. Or dead worms....

Sheldonrs · 07-13-2010, 09:28 AM

The story reminds me of when i worked at a text book store when I went to Rutgers U. A lot of students would pay for their books with tons of singles because they were working as waiters, waitresses, etc. One day, a lady came in to pick up her course books and handed me about 250.00 in singles. I asked her where she was waitressing, thinking she'd find it funny that I could guess her profession from the cash. WRONG! Not waitress, ...exotic dancer!
I washed my hands several times after she left.

Coign · 07-13-2010, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

The story reminds me of when i worked at a text book store when I went to Rutgers U. A lot of students would pay for their books with tons of singles because they were working as waiters, waitresses, etc. One day, a lady came in to pick up her course books and handed me about 250.00 in singles. I asked her where she was waitressing, thinking she'd find it funny that I could guess her profession from the cash. WRONG! Not waitress, ...exotic dancer!
I washed my hands several times after she left.

Wait. You are saying there actually is a stripper out there who is doing that to pay her way through college and she wasn't just lying to me?

This changes EVERYTHING!

Sheldonrs · 07-13-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Coign

Wait. You are saying there actually is a stripper out there who is doing that to pay her way through college and she wasn't just lying to me?

This changes EVERYTHING!

Not really. She WAS lying to you. Just not about THAT.

ZenGum · 07-17-2010, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

The story reminds me of when i worked at a text book store when I went to Rutgers U. A lot of students would pay for their books with tons of singles because they were working as waiters, waitresses, etc. One day, a lady came in to pick up her course books and handed me about 250.00 in singles. I asked her where she was waitressing, thinking she'd find it funny that I could guess her profession from the cash. WRONG! Not waitress, ...exotic dancer!
I washed my hands several times after she left.

Wait a minute ... $250 in singles? You cheap, cheap bastards.

limey · 07-13-2010, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

That was really interesting, thanks

Could someone please tell my kids that it isn't necessary for coins, though. Or rocks. Or dead worms....

But I expect the worms were alive when they were put in the washing machine ...

07-13-2010, 09:19 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	That was really interesting, thanks Could someone please tell my kids that it isn't necessary for coins, though. Or rocks. Or dead worms.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-13-2010, 09:28 AM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	The story reminds me of when i worked at a text book store when I went to Rutgers U. A lot of students would pay for their books with tons of singles because they were working as waiters, waitresses, etc. One day, a lady came in to pick up her course books and handed me about 250.00 in singles. I asked her where she was waitressing, thinking she'd find it funny that I could guess her profession from the cash. WRONG! Not waitress, ...exotic dancer! I washed my hands several times after she left. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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