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Old 02-12-2004, 11:15 AM   #1
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John Kerry's future (not looking good)...

Please match the images below to the descriptions:

1. John Kerry
2. John Kerry's political aspirations
3. John Kerry's marriage

Here we go again...
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Old 02-12-2004, 12:02 PM   #2
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Much as I hope Kerry doesn't get the nomination, there's nothing there. We'll see what comes out later.

And we'll see whether the problem with Clinton was that he lied about sex or lied under oath.
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Old 02-12-2004, 01:17 PM   #3
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Too wrinkled to be President.
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Old 02-12-2004, 01:37 PM   #4
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"Wrinkles? What wrinkles?"
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Old 02-12-2004, 03:15 PM   #5
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Drudge claims Clark knew about the rumors a few days ago, but Clark is still due to endorse Kerry tomorrow.
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Old 02-12-2004, 07:48 PM   #6
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I'm curious to see where this goes...if true, it could become another Clinton situation (i.e. everyone rallies around him).
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:17 PM   #7
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:25 PM   #8
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I'm seeing it more as a Gary Hart situation ... he wasn't supposed to be the winner either.
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Old 02-13-2004, 09:53 AM   #9
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Looks like a big nothing at this point. Drudge didn't say anything, and the publications he cited say they weren't looking at it, except for "The Hill", which hasn't found anything.
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:20 AM   #10
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I heard Kerry this am on Imus indicate that it was a non-issue. No way would he say that unless either is really is a non-issue or unless he has taken care of everything and everyone involved.

EIther way, it looks like the story is going to tank. I'm no Kerry fan but I'm hopeful that the election will be about something other than where the candidate's whale penis has been.

Just had to work in that phrase, you know.
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Old 02-13-2004, 02:44 PM   #11
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I heard Kerry this am on Imus indicate that it was a non-issue. No way would he say that unless either is really is a non-issue or unless he has taken care of everything and everyone involved.
"So, Mr. Kerry, when did you stop beating your wife?"
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:04 PM   #12
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More like "So, Mr. Kerry, when did your wife stop beating you?"
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Old 02-13-2004, 09:05 PM   #13
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"Wrinkles? What wrinkles?"
There's something about Kerry that reminds me of the Joker. Someone skilled in using graphics software should put kabuki makeup on that pic to see if I'm right..
"Hahaha! You'll NEVER get that tax package through, Batman!! Heeheeheehee!"

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Old 02-15-2004, 05:24 PM   #14
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I'll say this again for you communists that dont subscribe to my website.

As long as Hillary is in the game, Kerry and or any of these other blowhards dont have a chance.

She wants to be pres in 08. Will she destroy the Dem party by running against a Dem incumbant? No, she'll run against Bush's VP or whoever W endorses to replace him.

The only realistic variation to this scenario would be for something "unfortunate" to happen to the entire Dem admin, should they win. People have a way of waking up dead around the Clintons.

Even the Schlickmeister would have difficulty "politically disabling" that many people so as to allow Hill to run against an incumbant Dem.
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Old 02-15-2004, 05:28 PM   #15
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Don't you have some oxycontin to take right about now?
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