You RFN, 2012

[Kitsune]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Aww Kit, you should have dabbed some Mercurochrome...

Was surprised to find there are a lot of people who really love that stuff and look for online sources to import the stuff. Must be magical.

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to rescue the pregnant nun??

I like this one. I also like that such a headline in the news for this state wouldn't make anyone blink.