Where'd you get your handle from? - Page 7

TheMercenary · 09-29-2009, 08:06 PM

I stole mine from a dead Hobo. Really.

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2009, 07:59 AM

Better not have been one of the hobos I killed. I retain all rights to my dead hobos.

Yznhymr · 09-30-2009, 11:33 PM

Mine is easy: I am an obnoxiously conceited and self-assertive person with pretensions to smartness or cleverness...okay, maybe not so smart of clever, except in my own consciousness...but my delusions often break free and find their way into a blog/post somewhere before being ignored or scoffed at (also by me).

Speaking of dead hobos, there's one over at a shut down Wendy's over near my house. Know anything about that one Shawnee-girlie?

Shawnee123 · 10-01-2009, 07:24 AM

Uh, no, er...eh...

Not fileting and cooking one's dead hobo is abuse of a corpse, and frankly, not very environmentally friendly.

TheMercenary · 10-01-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Uh, no, er...eh...

Not fileting and cooking one's dead hobo is abuse of a corpse, and frankly, not very environmentally friendly.

Not to mention a waste of good meat. I mean really, there are starving people all over the world. At least donate some to the local food bank.

monster · 10-01-2009, 10:58 AM

I have two handles. I got them from beer.

Gravdigr · 10-05-2009, 03:39 PM

I used to dig graves. The old part of a local cemetary was so cluttered w/graves & giant headstones & crypts that the machinery couldn't get everywhere it needed to. So...We were the crew that hand dug the graves in the older sections. Anybody need a hole?

spudcon · 10-19-2009, 09:10 PM

Potato Conspiracy

09-29-2009, 08:06 PM	#91
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I stole mine from a dead Hobo. Really. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-30-2009, 07:59 AM	#92
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Better not have been one of the hobos I killed. I retain all rights to my dead hobos. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-30-2009, 11:33 PM	#93
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Mine is easy: I am an obnoxiously conceited and self-assertive person with pretensions to smartness or cleverness...okay, maybe not so smart of clever, except in my own consciousness...but my delusions often break free and find their way into a blog/post somewhere before being ignored or scoffed at (also by me). Speaking of dead hobos, there's one over at a shut down Wendy's over near my house. Know anything about that one Shawnee-girlie? __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

10-01-2009, 07:24 AM	#94
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Uh, no, er...eh... Not fileting and cooking one's dead hobo is abuse of a corpse, and frankly, not very environmentally friendly. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-01-2009, 10:58 AM	#96
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have two handles. I got them from beer. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-05-2009, 03:39 PM	#97
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I used to dig graves. The old part of a local cemetary was so cluttered w/graves & giant headstones & crypts that the machinery couldn't get everywhere it needed to. So...We were the crew that hand dug the graves in the older sections. Anybody need a hole? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-19-2009, 09:10 PM	#98
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Potato Conspiracy __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

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