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Genesis 1
1In the beginning Chuck Norris created the heaven and the earth. 2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Chuck Norris moved upon the face of the waters. 3And Chuck Norris said, Let there be light: and there was light.
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Chuck Norris fucks Jeanne Claude VanDamme and Steven Segal up the ass.
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09-22-2006, 01:06 PM
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...both at once.
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09-22-2006, 01:34 PM
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Chuck Norris is the only known source of Element 104, Moxieonium.
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09-22-2006, 01:49 PM
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Mr. Norris does not shave. He stares at the hair in the mirror until it withers.
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09-22-2006, 02:04 PM
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Chuck Norris could make Marichiko go away for good, but chooses not to.
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09-22-2006, 02:10 PM
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Chuck Norris created Undertoad
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09-22-2006, 02:22 PM
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Chuck Norris pooped a hammer
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09-22-2006, 02:37 PM
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Mr. Norris glanced at TW and he made sense for an hour.
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09-22-2006, 02:43 PM
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The Bush Administration knows that Chuck Norris could single-handedly end the war in Iraq, but won't go because it is just too damn easy.
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09-22-2006, 02:48 PM
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It is well-known that Chuck Norris is responsible for "Walker, Texas Ranger". It is not as widely known that he simply willed the program into existence using only mind power, including syndication runs, while lunching on Hollywood Blvd one day.
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