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10-09-2007, 11:15 AM | #1 |
Doctor Wtf
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NSFW: Tick/Dick Pic
Anyone wondering why I am posting a picture of a tick on my scrotum should read the "you sound like a horny moose" thread. And then give me more horny moose jokes.
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10-09-2007, 11:28 AM | #2 |
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The story:
I went hiking. I came back. A few days later (!) I noticed a little passenger. Awwww fuck. The third worst part was having to sit down at my computer to look up the instructions for tick removal, knowing the little bastard was still attached. The worst part was getting a pair of tweezers and having a tug of war with something that is holding on to my scrotum with its teeth. Tenacious little bugger, I'll give it that. The second worst part was, since Lyme disease is possible (but rare) in Japan, going to a hospital to get some antibiotics, and having to explain to the desk staff and nurse (who did not speak English) why I wanted to see a doctor, with a waiting room full of people. Okay, I'd taken the critter alive and brought him in with me in a little box, but then they asked me "doko?" ... "where?" ... "ON MY FUCKING NUTSACK BITCH!" At least all doctors here can speak English. There, monster, I hope you're happy now. PS I acknowledge that there is no dick in the photo. But tick/scrotum pic just isn't as catchy. Last edited by ZenGum; 10-09-2007 at 12:52 PM. Reason: because it is there |
10-09-2007, 11:31 AM | #3 |
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next time get some anbesol tooth pain gel, and put a blop on the tick....they come right off.
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10-09-2007, 11:32 AM | #4 |
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Hmm...your camera is probably 10 times better than mine. I'm actually jealous right now.
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10-09-2007, 11:37 AM | #5 | |
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All the research I did said explicitly not to put any chemicals on them, it will likely make them "vomit" and thus inject a big load of pathogens, including any Lyme disease bacteria they may be carrying. Just grab as near the skin as you can, and pull straight without twisting. But ... pain relief gel ... might have been good. Except then I'd have to go to the chemist and ask for some tooth pain gel, and explain (with mime and sign language) that I wanted it to put on the tick on my scrotum... probably get arrested. I'd rather take the smarting for a few moments thanks. :p |
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10-09-2007, 11:39 AM | #6 |
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I always wanted a dick tick pic dedicated to me. I wonder of the tick was female?. Then, if you'd used chemicals, it would have been a dick sick chick tick pic.........
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10-09-2007, 11:41 AM | #7 | |
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6 megapixels, 7.1 x optical zoom, 3.6 x digital zoom, macro to 1cm focus ... in a slimline design. But get the R6 model - better resolution, better digital zoom, 4 times better video resolution. But for some dumbass reason you cannot move the optical zoom while filming video. Only drawback. |
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10-09-2007, 01:06 PM | #8 |
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no vid zoom is common. all digicam vid in my exp behave the same.
camcorder, different story. /end of material I wish to comment on
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10-09-2007, 01:22 PM | #9 | |
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10-09-2007, 06:36 PM | #10 |
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Myself, I was envying those newfangled clear plexiglass scrotums.
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10-09-2007, 11:59 PM | #11 | ||
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What is the plural of scrotum? Forum --> fora .... scrotum --> scrota? They're both Latin, aren't they? |
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10-10-2007, 09:33 AM | #12 | |
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10-10-2007, 09:43 AM | #13 |
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The word for the day is "scrotal".
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10-10-2007, 10:13 AM | #14 |
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AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(well you said the secret word)
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10-10-2007, 10:16 AM | #15 | |
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I post a picture of my balls... and you are admiringly jealous of my &%$#ing CAMERA?? Thanks a &%$#ing lot! (storms out in disgust) Also, I have posted a larger version of this picture in the Photoshop thread for folks to get creative with. It is still only 89 KB though, the original is 2MB. If folks want the original, let me know. |
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