Feb 24, 2009: lost pal - Page 2

footfootfoot · 02-25-2009, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillieO

Would someone please explain. Pun?

The three men fall asleep after meeting up with sirens at a river. When the men awake their friend Pete is missing and in his place there is a frog. They are convinced he was turned into a frog by the women who must have been made of wood, I mean witches.

capnhowdy · 02-25-2009, 04:00 PM

"Those sirens... they took Pete and loved him up and turned him into a HORNY TOAD!."

Shawnee123 · 02-25-2009, 06:03 PM

Ulysses Everett McGill: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!

Delmar O'Donnell: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.

capnhowdy · 02-25-2009, 08:15 PM

"but we was fixin' to fornicate!"

Gravdigr · 02-27-2009, 03:52 PM

"I find it coarse and vulgar."

capnhowdy · 02-28-2009, 01:38 AM

Don't ya hate the advanced tutorials?
"What's going on, big Dan?"

02-25-2009, 04:00 PM	#17
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"Those sirens... they took Pete and loved him up and turned him into a HORNY TOAD!." __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. Last edited by capnhowdy; 02-25-2009 at 04:01 PM. Reason: punct

02-25-2009, 06:03 PM	#18
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ulysses Everett McGill: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed! Delmar O'Donnell: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-25-2009, 08:15 PM	#19
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"but we was fixin' to fornicate!" __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-27-2009, 03:52 PM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"I find it coarse and vulgar." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-28-2009, 01:38 AM	#21
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Don't ya hate the advanced tutorials? "What's going on, big Dan?" __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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