Sweet baby Jesus I'm confused - Page 2

Pie · 12-01-2008, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Loooves the pie.

Enough already!

ZenGum · 12-01-2008, 07:35 PM

But we ALLLLL looooove the Pie.

Aliantha · 12-01-2008, 07:36 PM

Even I love pie...although lemon merangue is my personal fav.

ZenGum · 12-01-2008, 07:45 PM

Mmmmmm pavlova aggghhhhhhhhh

Aliantha · 12-01-2008, 07:46 PM

We have some of that in the fridge.

DucksNuts · 12-01-2008, 07:47 PM

Pav's my favorite.....yum yum yummmmm

Aliantha · 12-01-2008, 07:48 PM

Maybe you two should share a pav...and a pillow?

Elspode · 12-01-2008, 08:37 PM

My stepson's fiance claims she's gay. Except for she's going to marry him, and they fuck like bunnies. She is a college freshman.

At that age, all they really know for sure is they like sex. The delivery method can and will be subject to adjustment over time.

Bullitt · 12-01-2008, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Usually when I hear a setup like this, it's preceded by

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but ..."

still no broken down bus full of cheerleaders/women's soccer or basketball.. sigh

I'm guessing she's a switch hitter.. dang she lives in Medina (a few miles away). I shall pursue over break Cellarites, wish me godspeed.

Elspode · 12-01-2008, 08:46 PM

Happy cunting...errr...hunting.

SteveDallas · 12-01-2008, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Why don't you just ask her straight up if . . .

Maybe I was clueless.... which is entirely possible, if not probable. But I don't recall noticing such widespread lesbianism (faux or otherwise) when I was in college. And I was at a university with almost 70% women to boot.

ZenGum · 12-01-2008, 09:28 PM

Take her out to dinner, then look her in the eye and inquire:

"Are you a meat eater or a fish eater?....

Or do you want the all-you-can-eat smorgasbord?"

Aliantha · 12-02-2008, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Maybe I was clueless.... which is entirely possible, if not probable. But I don't recall noticing such widespread lesbianism (faux or otherwise) when I was in college. And I was at a university with almost 70% women to boot.

Plenty of chicks go through the whole 'men are arseholes I'm going to be a cynical bitch and become a carpet muncher' for a while during tertiary education. It's not like everyone does it, but there's plenty of chicks who go through the whole experimenting stage.

Maybe you went to a really conservative college SD? Or maybe you really were clueless? Who knows. I can only speak from the experiences I've had with college aged students.

Cicero · 12-02-2008, 09:36 AM

MMmm. Try taking her for a spin there bullitt, what's to lose.

lookout123 · 12-02-2008, 10:48 AM

you're going to have to hook up with her bullitt. It's a no lose for you.
1) you hook up and find you're perfect for each other and laugh about it when you're old and gray.
2) you hook up and she decides she really is a lesbian. You get to tell everyone that since she'd already had the best the male gender had to offer, she decided to go out on top.
3) You hook up and she decides she's straight but you don't stay together. You get to tell everyone you made her fall in love with cock.

12-01-2008, 07:35 PM	#17
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	But we ALLLLL looooove the Pie. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-01-2008, 07:36 PM	#18
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Even I love pie...although lemon merangue is my personal fav. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-01-2008, 07:45 PM	#19
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Mmmmmm pavlova aggghhhhhhhhh __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-01-2008, 07:46 PM	#20
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We have some of that in the fridge. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-01-2008, 07:48 PM	#22
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Maybe you two should share a pav...and a pillow? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-01-2008, 07:47 PM	#21
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Pav's my favorite.....yum yum yummmmm

12-01-2008, 08:37 PM	#23
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	My stepson's fiance claims she's gay. Except for she's going to marry him, and they fuck like bunnies. She is a college freshman. At that age, all they really know for sure is they like sex. The delivery method can and will be subject to adjustment over time. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-01-2008, 08:46 PM	#25
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Happy cunting...errr...hunting. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-01-2008, 09:28 PM	#27
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Take her out to dinner, then look her in the eye and inquire: "Are you a meat eater or a fish eater?.... Or do you want the all-you-can-eat smorgasbord?" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-02-2008, 09:36 AM	#29
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	MMmm. Try taking her for a spin there bullitt, what's to lose. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-02-2008, 10:48 AM	#30
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	you're going to have to hook up with her bullitt. It's a no lose for you. 1) you hook up and find you're perfect for each other and laugh about it when you're old and gray. 2) you hook up and she decides she really is a lesbian. You get to tell everyone that since she'd already had the best the male gender had to offer, she decided to go out on top. 3) You hook up and she decides she's straight but you don't stay together. You get to tell everyone you made her fall in love with cock. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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