I really wish they made a balloon that says "God damn restless leg syndrome"

footfootfoot · 05-21-2011, 10:59 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhgghhhhhhhhh

I want to stab my leg's eyes out right now.
I will go chow a fistful of Calcium/Magnesium and see if that helps.

ZenGum · 05-21-2011, 11:03 PM

You're just lucky it isn't your leglegleg.

footfootfoot · 05-21-2011, 11:14 PM

true true true

Flint · 05-22-2011, 12:48 AM

Enjoying the restless leg RAPTURE are we? Bwa ha ha

Gravdigr · 05-22-2011, 03:34 AM

Bananas are supposedly helpful if you're suffering leg cramps, maybe it'll have some effect on RLS?

Have you tried burning them? You know, just a little...with a cigarette or something.

DucksNuts · 05-22-2011, 03:51 AM

When I use Benadryl to help me sleep, it gives me restless legs.

I lay down for 10 mins, get up and pace the hallway, lay down for 10 mins, take more drugs, lay, pace and more drugs and more drugs.

Then I tell myself I am NOT moving until I fall asleep. I tuck a pillow between my knees and read a book until I fall asleep with it in my hands.

There are some herbal suplements that are supposed to help.

Fuck you restless legs.

I get restless elbows too, thats weird huh?

Undertoad · 05-22-2011, 08:46 AM

The classic Robert Klein bit. Come on it's only 2 minutes.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54a...m-fifteencents

Glinda · 05-22-2011, 10:56 AM

[aside] Yesterday, while proofreading an English translation of a Turkish medical article, I learned that it's Restless LegS Syndrome. And, according to a family study these Turkish doctors did (a brother, his sister, and his daughter), restless elbows/arms are not uncommon in those that suffer from RLS. The sister had such intense RLS issues she would wake up screaming, then fall back asleep and not remember the screaming. I have such weird jobs. [/aside]

Trilby · 05-24-2011, 06:17 AM

I have RLS, too. Go to your doc and get REquip (or its generic) coz, baby, that shit works.

footfootfoot · 05-24-2011, 07:10 AM

I'm thinking that my legs are saintly, see? And they've been trying to be raptured, right? But the rest of me? Not so saintly. And that's where the problem lies.

Thanks, Bri. if I remember to take the calcium/magnesium I don't have any problems.

Re: REquip

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you should know that some people who took medications such as ropinirole developed gambling problems or other intense urges or behaviors that were compulsive or unusual for them, such as increased sexual urges or behaviors. There is not enough information to tell whether the people developed these problems because they took the medication or for other reasons. Call your doctor if you have an urge to gamble that is difficult to control, you have intense urges, or you are unable to control your behavior. Tell your family members about this risk so that they can call the doctor even if you do not realize that your gambling or any other intense urges or unusual behaviors have become a problem.

I'm seeing potential for this as a recreational drug

infinite monkey · 05-24-2011, 07:26 AM

Sometimes while the rest of me sleeps, my legs get up and go to the store to buy milk and cat food. Go figure.

BigV · 05-24-2011, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

The classic Robert Klein bit. Come on it's only 2 minutes.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54a...m-fifteencents

Z O M G

Outstanding! Thanks UT..

He nails it doesn't he? Do you think he's really wailin on the harp in addition to his spot on singing?

bauer5152 · 06-17-2011, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

The classic Robert Klein bit. Come on it's only 2 minutes.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54a...m-fifteencents

Thanks you for sharing

infinite monkey · 06-21-2011, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bauer5152

Thanks you for sharing

Thank you for thanking him for sharing.

Undertoad · 11-23-2011, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Z O M G

Outstanding! Thanks UT..

He nails it doesn't he? Do you think he's really wailin on the harp in addition to his spot on singing?

He's just miming the harp, if you watch carefully he appears to palm it but it "switches" hands and then there's nothing in his hand. But Mr. Klein fully commits to the bit, which is what makes it great.

05-21-2011, 10:59 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I really wish they made a balloon that says "God damn restless leg syndrome" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhgghhhhhhhhh I want to stab my leg's eyes out right now. I will go chow a fistful of Calcium/Magnesium and see if that helps. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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05-21-2011, 11:14 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	true true true __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-22-2011, 12:48 AM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Enjoying the restless leg RAPTURE are we? Bwa ha ha __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-22-2011, 03:34 AM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Bananas are supposedly helpful if you're suffering leg cramps, maybe it'll have some effect on RLS? Have you tried burning them? You know, just a little...with a cigarette or something. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-22-2011, 03:51 AM	#6
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	When I use Benadryl to help me sleep, it gives me restless legs. I lay down for 10 mins, get up and pace the hallway, lay down for 10 mins, take more drugs, lay, pace and more drugs and more drugs. Then I tell myself I am NOT moving until I fall asleep. I tuck a pillow between my knees and read a book until I fall asleep with it in my hands. There are some herbal suplements that are supposed to help. Fuck you restless legs. I get restless elbows too, thats weird huh?

05-22-2011, 08:46 AM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The classic Robert Klein bit. Come on it's only 2 minutes. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54a...m-fifteencents

05-22-2011, 10:56 AM	#8
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	[aside] Yesterday, while proofreading an English translation of a Turkish medical article, I learned that it's Restless LegS Syndrome. And, according to a family study these Turkish doctors did (a brother, his sister, and his daughter), restless elbows/arms are not uncommon in those that suffer from RLS. The sister had such intense RLS issues she would wake up screaming, then fall back asleep and not remember the screaming. I have such weird jobs. [/aside]

05-24-2011, 06:17 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I have RLS, too. Go to your doc and get REquip (or its generic) coz, baby, that shit works. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-24-2011, 07:26 AM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sometimes while the rest of me sleeps, my legs get up and go to the store to buy milk and cat food. Go figure.

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