Cuz I Said I Would

fargon · 12-23-2006, 06:59 AM

OK, Boyz and Gurlz, here it is.
WTF I give up I cant get the f**king pic small enough!
Any ideas? I am an exibitionist so posting nude pictures of my self is no big thing. Cept here.

SteveDallas · 12-23-2006, 01:49 PM

Well, resize it! (Duh.. sorry..) Don't know what software you're using. Most have a Resize function. Make sure it does a resample too, though that's usually automatic.

cowhead · 12-23-2006, 02:20 PM

yuppers... hmmm... Mr. Dallas... seems like you know what you're talking about

)

Spexxvet · 12-23-2006, 03:40 PM

Wattsa matta, Fargon? Had to take a big shot to get all of your nakedness in the picture? Try taking one when you don't have a boner!

Iggy · 12-26-2006, 05:00 PM

I always use paint since it is on pretty much any PC.
Here is a step by step process.

1) Right click the file
2) Click the "open with" option in the drop down menu
3) Select "paint" as the program to use
4) Once you are viewing the picture in paint click on the "image" menu
5) Click on the "stretch/skew" option
6) Put in percentages (i.e. 50% or 75%) until the picture is small enough. Just remember to put the same percentage in both the horizontal and vertical boxes so you don't distort your picture.

Hope that helps...

fargon · 12-26-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iggy

I always use paint since it is on pretty much any PC.
Here is a step by step process.

1) Right click the file
2) Click the "open with" option in the drop down menu
3) Select "paint" as the program to use
4) Once you are viewing the picture in paint click on the "image" menu
5) Click on the "stretch/skew" option
6) Put in percentages (i.e. 50% or 75%) until the picture is small enough. Just remember to put the same percentage in both the horizontal and vertical boxes so you don't distort your picture.

Hope that helps...

I will trty that tomorrow, Thank You.

Iggy · 12-26-2006, 11:53 PM

My pleasure.

SteveDallas · 12-27-2006, 08:22 AM

If you're really desperate you can email it to me and I'll resize it for you. (I promise not to make any other alterations.

)

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2006, 12:22 PM

Actually, he emailed it to me but it got caught in my spam filter and I didn't catch it until I got back today. But then I couldn't do anything with it because it was tiny (the picture) so I asked for a bigger picture to work with.

Anyway, it's not Fargon's fault he hasn't come through for the ladies, yet.

Sundae · 12-28-2006, 12:57 PM

Poor Fargon
He thinks the problem is he's just too big

Turns out his "whopper" is tiny by Bruce's exacting standards.

be-bop · 12-28-2006, 06:15 PM

I only have two questions Why do you want to?
and why do you think we want to see It?

Iggy · 12-28-2006, 06:37 PM

I want to see it.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Poor Fargon
He thinks the problem is he's just too big
Turns out his "whopper" is tiny by Bruce's exacting standards.

Now cut that out. :p
The picture he sent was 50 x 38 pixels (0.694" x 0.528"), with 72 pixel/inch and 164 Kb.

SteveDallas · 12-28-2006, 07:42 PM

What format was it? TIFF? A Jpeg those dimension should've been much smaller.

lumberjim · 12-28-2006, 08:03 PM

you folks do realize what the end result of all this will be, don't you? a big naked guy on your computer screen. i can see that in the mirror anytime i want.

12-23-2006, 06:59 AM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Cuz I Said I Would OK, Boyz and Gurlz, here it is. WTF I give up I cant get the f**king pic small enough! Any ideas? I am an exibitionist so posting nude pictures of my self is no big thing. Cept here. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

12-23-2006, 02:20 PM	#3
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	yuppers... hmmm... Mr. Dallas... seems like you know what you're talking about ) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

12-23-2006, 03:40 PM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Wattsa matta, Fargon? Had to take a big shot to get all of your nakedness in the picture? Try taking one when you don't have a boner! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

12-26-2006, 05:00 PM	#5
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	I always use paint since it is on pretty much any PC. Here is a step by step process. 1) Right click the file 2) Click the "open with" option in the drop down menu 3) Select "paint" as the program to use 4) Once you are viewing the picture in paint click on the "image" menu 5) Click on the "stretch/skew" option 6) Put in percentages (i.e. 50% or 75%) until the picture is small enough. Just remember to put the same percentage in both the horizontal and vertical boxes so you don't distort your picture. Hope that helps... __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

12-26-2006, 11:53 PM	#7
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	My pleasure. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

12-23-2006, 01:49 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Well, resize it! (Duh.. sorry..) Don't know what software you're using. Most have a Resize function. Make sure it does a resample too, though that's usually automatic.

12-27-2006, 08:22 AM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	If you're really desperate you can email it to me and I'll resize it for you. (I promise not to make any other alterations. )

12-28-2006, 12:22 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Actually, he emailed it to me but it got caught in my spam filter and I didn't catch it until I got back today. But then I couldn't do anything with it because it was tiny (the picture) so I asked for a bigger picture to work with. Anyway, it's not Fargon's fault he hasn't come through for the ladies, yet. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-28-2006, 12:57 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Poor Fargon He thinks the problem is he's just too big Turns out his "whopper" is tiny by Bruce's exacting standards. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-28-2006, 06:15 PM	#11
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	I only have two questions Why do you want to? and why do you think we want to see It?

12-28-2006, 06:37 PM	#12
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	I want to see it. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

12-28-2006, 07:42 PM	#14
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	What format was it? TIFF? A Jpeg those dimension should've been much smaller.

12-28-2006, 08:03 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you folks do realize what the end result of all this will be, don't you? a big naked guy on your computer screen. i can see that in the mirror anytime i want. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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