Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal - Page 12

Elspode · 01-30-2009, 08:56 PM

Do the natives ever rise up and kill the lot of you exploder...um...explorer types? How many of you have ever been gang raped by a tribe of silverbacks?

I am Bwana Dik!

monster · 01-30-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Livingstoned

By golly!

I think these natives are a highly sexed bunch.

We'd better watch out, or we may fall in with their heathen desires. Think of England!

yeah, that'll do it.

JPB · 01-30-2009, 09:00 PM

Unacceptable!
i was sure i had a sharp stick around here somewhere...
ah there it is!

Elspode · 01-30-2009, 09:00 PM

Um...some of our horniest members are in England.

Come to think of it, Monster...*you're* a Brit.

JPB · 01-30-2009, 09:03 PM

Pippip! I have found some children's games that closely match our children's tomfoolery!
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=17110

JPB · 01-30-2009, 09:09 PM

It is mighty impressive my fellow explorers! These savages have managed husbandry! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19396
This is unprecedented(sp?) Never before have i seen an obviously savage uneductaed culture devolop this level of control over large mammals... This completely unearths many theories!

I'll have to ponder this for a while.

Elspode · 01-30-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JPB

It is mighty impressive my fellow explorers! These savages have managed husbandry! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19396
This is unprecedented(sp?) Never before have i seen an obviously savage uneductaed culture devolop this level of control over large mammals... This completely unearths many theories!

I'll have to ponder this for a while.

Bwana make typo.

Sir Nigel · 01-30-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Livingstoned

why? why?

why does your boy always drop the tea?

have him flogged!

Now, good Doctor, don't blame the poor fellow... he was probably startled by the sheer ribaldry of these people! A man from the Queen's England can't be expected to stand firm in the face of such overt lewdness, not given where we come from... and speaking of which, we had best pray that our ladies at home never hear of this place. Those dear girls. We must protect this pristine culture!

lumberjim · 01-30-2009, 09:25 PM

news team assemble!

monster · 01-30-2009, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Um...some of our horniest members are in England.

Come to think of it, Monster...*you're* a Brit.

(you want to share SG?)

Tree Fae · 01-30-2009, 09:26 PM

You will never be able to go back to the "ladies" at home after you've had a taste of the women here. Why would you want to? Once you've explored the best who needs the rest.

JPB · 01-30-2009, 09:32 PM

@Elspode: oh my! you have discovered that i also, am fallible!
I must apologize mates, our plan for posing as gods won't continue and its all my fault.
Please don't hate me for making a simple mistake after drinking a bottle of gin.

On a brighter note, i have found a perfect candidate for our local cult the WOMP cabal!
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=104
Isn't his art reminiscent of our own WOMP masters?

lumberjim · 01-30-2009, 09:35 PM

i'm very sufficient

Sir Nigel · 01-30-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tree Fae

You will never be able to go back to the "ladies" at home after you've had a taste of the women here. Why would you want to? Once you've explored the best who needs the rest.

I think you quite misunderstand. Our ladies, while indeed beautiful and dainty to look upon, are quite likely the most fearsome and dangerous creatures that exist on the planet... I tremble to think of what horrors might await this peaceful tribe should their curiosity be awakened! Heaven forbid! No. I would sooner see these dear folk terrorized by pterodactyls, than fall under the rapacious eye of our dear ladies.

monster · 01-30-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Nigel

I think you quite misunderstand. Our ladies, while indeed beautiful and dainty to look upon, are quite likely the most fearsome and dangerous creatures that exist on the planet... I tremble to think of what horrors might await this peaceful tribe should their curiosity be awakened! Heaven forbid! No. I would sooner see these dear folk terrorized by pterodactyls, than fall under the rapacious eye of our dear ladies.

oh, some apperitifs.....

01-30-2009, 08:56 PM	#166
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Do the natives ever rise up and kill the lot of you exploder...um...explorer types? How many of you have ever been gang raped by a tribe of silverbacks? I am Bwana Dik! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-30-2009, 09:00 PM	#169
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Um...some of our horniest members are in England. Come to think of it, Monster...you're a Brit. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-30-2009, 09:25 PM	#174
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	news team assemble! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-30-2009, 09:26 PM	#176
Tree Fae Major Inhabitant Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Raytown, MO Posts: 120	You will never be able to go back to the "ladies" at home after you've had a taste of the women here. Why would you want to? Once you've explored the best who needs the rest. __________________ May the Forest Be With You!!

01-30-2009, 09:35 PM	#178
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'm very sufficient __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 01-30-2009 at 09:50 PM.

01-30-2009, 09:00 PM	#168
JPB Resident-in-Training Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: wherever i hang my hammock Posts: 7	Unacceptable! i was sure i had a sharp stick around here somewhere... ah there it is!

01-30-2009, 09:03 PM	#170
JPB Resident-in-Training Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: wherever i hang my hammock Posts: 7	Pippip! I have found some children's games that closely match our children's tomfoolery! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=17110

01-30-2009, 09:09 PM	#171
JPB Resident-in-Training Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: wherever i hang my hammock Posts: 7	It is mighty impressive my fellow explorers! These savages have managed husbandry! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19396 This is unprecedented(sp?) Never before have i seen an obviously savage uneductaed culture devolop this level of control over large mammals... This completely unearths many theories! I'll have to ponder this for a while.

01-30-2009, 09:32 PM	#177
JPB Resident-in-Training Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: wherever i hang my hammock Posts: 7	@Elspode: oh my! you have discovered that i also, am fallible! I must apologize mates, our plan for posing as gods won't continue and its all my fault. Please don't hate me for making a simple mistake after drinking a bottle of gin. On a brighter note, i have found a perfect candidate for our local cult the WOMP cabal! http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=104 Isn't his art reminiscent of our own WOMP masters?

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