3/7/2003: Mini bull! - Page 2

Nothing But Net · 03-08-2003, 03:16 AM

OK, we go with Cow Plop Bingo. I fucking love that name!

Who's going to lay down the bass tracks?

helen · 03-08-2003, 09:37 AM

Smallest recorded horse was a stallion named Little Pumpkin. He was 14 in high and weighed 20 lbs.......1975

With a name like Little Pumpkin I figure he was more like a house pet. Perhaps he plowed the kitty litter box.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-08-2003, 09:50 AM

I stand by useless as the proper description. Look at the website and see the ages of the animals pictured. They don't mature faster. Hooves don't damage the earth. They damage lawns and golf courses which are not natural.

Cam · 03-08-2003, 01:55 PM

There useless except in terms of entertainment value. Too small to give you enough meat, they're bulls so there meat isn't any good anyways.

wolf · 03-09-2003, 01:51 AM

Unless they are stamping them out in some factory, there have to be minicows too ...

And if you kill 'em before their balls drop, the meat tastes better.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-09-2003, 05:08 AM

If you butcher them before their balls drop they'll be veal. If you
(shudder) clip them you'll get mini-beef. I guess they'd be exempt from leash laws. Maybe poop scoopin' too.....Hmmmm.

CodeBlue40 · 03-09-2003, 06:59 PM

Cool. I've been looking for a new belt.

03-08-2003, 01:55 PM	#19
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	There useless except in terms of entertainment value. Too small to give you enough meat, they're bulls so there meat isn't any good anyways. __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

03-09-2003, 01:51 AM	#20
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Unless they are stamping them out in some factory, there have to be minicows too ... And if you kill 'em before their balls drop, the meat tastes better. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-09-2003, 06:59 PM	#22
CodeBlue40 Disorderly Disciplinarian Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 21	Cool. I've been looking for a new belt. __________________ I'm in a world full of naked women and daisies! Nothing can harm me now!

03-08-2003, 03:16 AM	#16
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	OK, we go with Cow Plop Bingo. I fucking love that name! Who's going to lay down the bass tracks?

03-08-2003, 09:37 AM	#17
helen Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 19	Smallest recorded horse was a stallion named Little Pumpkin. He was 14 in high and weighed 20 lbs.......1975 With a name like Little Pumpkin I figure he was more like a house pet. Perhaps he plowed the kitty litter box.

03-08-2003, 09:50 AM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I stand by useless as the proper description. Look at the website and see the ages of the animals pictured. They don't mature faster. Hooves don't damage the earth. They damage lawns and golf courses which are not natural.

03-09-2003, 05:08 AM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If you butcher them before their balls drop they'll be veal. If you (shudder) clip them you'll get mini-beef. I guess they'd be exempt from leash laws. Maybe poop scoopin' too.....Hmmmm.

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