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Old 01-18-2011, 11:53 PM   #1
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Jan 19, 2011: Wally

I've read about several studies that came to the conclusion the number one annoying sound is a barking dog.
I have to agree with that, because as much as I love dogs, my neighbor had a German Shepard that would bark
for 5 or 6 hours at a time. It wasn't the dogs fault but that didn't make it any less annoying.

Anyway, someone in Palm Springs, CA, called about a barking dog, so they tracked it down. It turned out to be
Wally(not his real name), trapped between a house foundation, and a wall that belongs to the water company.



As you can see they had to get the water company to bust the wall to get him out. That's why they named him wally.
They fed him, "a bean and cheese burrito". Maybe if they'd given Wally the bean burrito first, he'd have propelled himself out.

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Old 01-19-2011, 01:14 AM   #2
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Poor fella.

Recipes?
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:59 AM   #3
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The recipe depends on whether he went in there for squirrel or cat... but the bean burrito confuses the issue more.
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Old 01-19-2011, 06:23 AM   #4
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The recipe depends on whether he went in there for squirrel or cat... but the bean burrito confuses the issue more.
Nono. The article is simply confusing itself.

They didn't feed the DOG a "bean and cheese burrito."

They fed the rescue workers a bean and cheese burrito...

The meat part, of said burrito? Why, the dog, of course!

The article provided us with a recipe, but through poor translation, or poor writing skills, left it hidden.
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:49 AM   #5
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Imagine the stink if they hadn't found him.
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:13 AM   #6
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The recipe depends on whether he went in there for squirrel or cat... but the bean burrito confuses the issue more.
The cat was there for the squirrel, the dog was there for the cat. It's nature's version of the tur-duck-en. Call it the squir-cat-og.
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:40 AM   #7
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Poor baby.

I hope some nice people adopt him.
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:51 AM   #8
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Imagine the stink if they hadn't found him.
Then they'd have named him "stinky"
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Old 01-19-2011, 04:08 PM   #9
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Whaddya call a dog with no legs? Don't matter, he ain't coming to you.

Where d'ya find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
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Old 01-20-2011, 04:16 PM   #10
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What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him out for a drag.
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Old 01-20-2011, 05:12 PM   #11
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Whaddya call a dog with no legs? Don't matter, he ain't coming to you.

Where d'ya find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
*snort*
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Old 01-20-2011, 09:26 PM   #12
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My dog has no nose!

How does he smell?

Terrible.
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Old 01-21-2011, 08:55 AM   #13
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Old 01-21-2011, 09:44 AM   #14
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You know what I'd do if I had a dog that looked like you?

Shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:57 AM   #15
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Imagine the stink if they hadn't found him.
Extrication would have been easier, though.

Silver linings, that's me.
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