Feb 02, 2011: Pencil Sharpener

SPUCK · 02-02-2011, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Many artists have used pencils to create works of art - but Dalton Ghetti creates miniature masterpieces on the tips of pencils

Honey, I found a bunch of screwy pencils. I sharpened them for you.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/c...on-Ghetti.html

wolf · 02-02-2011, 11:24 AM

Ummm ... I think we've had him. It's cool and all, but I've seen these, and I don't go many other places than here.

EDIT: Wasn't an IOTD

Gravdigr · 02-03-2011, 02:03 AM

Can you imagine the breakage/failure rate? I'd go insane.

Number 2 Pencil · 02-03-2011, 08:22 AM

Simply awesome

BigV · 02-03-2011, 02:16 PM

OF COURSE *YOU* wood say that.

Gravdigr · 02-03-2011, 03:46 PM

Dontcha mean "yew"?

ZenGum · 02-04-2011, 01:28 AM

I knew (NOT in the biblical sense) a girl, years ago, who was, well, a tad promiscuous.

Her other hobby was collecting pencil sharpeners. She just really liked them.

She never seemed to notice the symbolism.

Trilby · 02-04-2011, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I knew (NOT in the biblical sense) a girl, years ago, who was, well, a tad promiscuous.

Her other hobby was collecting pencil sharpeners. She just really liked them.

She never seemed to notice the symbolism.

Hee!

Good one!

Gravdigr · 02-04-2011, 03:14 PM

Great. Now I'll cringe whenever I see/hear/use a pencil sharpener...

Diaphone Jim · 02-04-2011, 06:49 PM

I'll bet he uses old pencils. I have trouble just keeping a point on the ones I've bought recently.
I think they are sort of like new clothespins. They have been cheapened and minimized so much, they hardly work and wear out quickly.

02-02-2011, 11:24 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Ummm ... I think we've had him. It's cool and all, but I've seen these, and I don't go many other places than here. EDIT: Wasn't an IOTD __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-03-2011, 02:03 AM	#3
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02-03-2011, 08:22 AM	#4
Number 2 Pencil Not too hard, not too soft Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Next to a yapping dog Posts: 75	Simply awesome __________________ Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream? -Poe

02-03-2011, 02:16 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	OF COURSE YOU wood say that. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-03-2011, 03:46 PM	#6
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02-04-2011, 01:28 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I knew (NOT in the biblical sense) a girl, years ago, who was, well, a tad promiscuous. Her other hobby was collecting pencil sharpeners. She just really liked them. She never seemed to notice the symbolism. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-04-2011, 03:14 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Great. Now I'll cringe whenever I see/hear/use a pencil sharpener... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-04-2011, 06:49 PM	#10
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	I'll bet he uses old pencils. I have trouble just keeping a point on the ones I've bought recently. I think they are sort of like new clothespins. They have been cheapened and minimized so much, they hardly work and wear out quickly.

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