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Old 12-13-2009, 04:09 PM   #11
Tawny
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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From the Hotpoint Pedophile Model Manual.

1) Invite unsuspecting neighbor girl over when wife is out shopping.

2) Tell the girl you're going to play a fun game of "fill the dishwasher."

3) Blindfold her.

4) As she attempts to load dishwasher, proceed to rub hands and erection all over her body.

5) Use "gravy groove" as needed.

6) Send girl home with $5
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