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Old 12-05-2006, 07:27 PM   #16
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I think this line's mostly filler.
 
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Notice there is no "l" in it.

Hmmm. That doesn't work quite as well.
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Old 12-05-2006, 07:50 PM   #17
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Here, have a digestive tablet.
"Contains Pancreatin, Ox Bile, Pepsin, Glutamic Acid HCL, Lipase, and Cellulase."

YUMMY.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:53 AM   #18
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Oh baby! One can't get enough Ox Bile..
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Old 12-06-2006, 09:50 AM   #19
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So do they make the ox(en) put their hooves down their throats to produce the bile?
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Old 12-06-2006, 09:51 AM   #20
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A Poo Table, of course.
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:00 PM   #21
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So do they make the ox(en) put their hooves down their throats to produce the bile?
No. It's actually a very cruel procedure.
They put the oxen into a pen, and then parade past other oxen with shinier horns, swishier tails and bigger browner eyes. They then collect the tidal wave of bile in huge troughs.
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:16 PM   #22
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No. It's actually a very cruel procedure.
They put the oxen into a pen, and then parade past other oxen with shinier horns, swishier tails and bigger browner eyes. They then collect the tidal wave of bile in huge troughs.

Oh the HUMANITY!
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:27 PM   #23
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You'll be wanting as much ox bile as you can handle when you try to down one of those enormous burgers we had on here previously. (Unless you cheat and stuff most of down the middle of the table.)
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:29 PM   #24
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But one would expect that ox bile is specificaly designed to not help you digest beef.
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:31 PM   #25
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But that's the problem - the Mad Cow thing was perpetuated by feeding beef by-products to cattle. So they must be able to do it somehow.

And who wants to be the guy who has to obtain crocodile bile? Not I.
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Old 12-11-2006, 10:55 AM   #26
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I want to see the other table art... The one with the toilet and the camera..

Hmmm what shall we call it?
A poo with a view?
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:16 AM   #27
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Now, see.....I was expecting, and hoping, to see a table made from a giant digestive biscuit.
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:19 AM   #28
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I'll stick with watching paint dry, thanks.
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Old 12-12-2006, 03:24 AM   #29
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Ah so no reeeeal patience huh?
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Old 12-17-2006, 04:04 AM   #30
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hats off for his sheer ingenuity !...
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