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Old 08-31-2008, 06:59 PM   #136
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Magic 8-ball has a friggin life, people, a career, kids, a Mrs. 8-ball. Sometimes he goes away for a few months. Sheesh.

Friggin Vultures.

OK, the magic 8-ball will resume his mission of enlightenment. Ask on.
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Old 08-31-2008, 07:09 PM   #137
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Magic 8 Ball, why is the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus so fucking popular?
Because she can sing like a bad-ass, you jaded curmudgeon. She's got more talent in one hinge of her heavily-branded lunchbox than you do in your whole record collection!

You're so cynical, you probably think it's some kind of latent cultural pedophilia, don't you? DON'T YOU! Well, it's not. Now go away, the magic 8-ball is trying to jerk it to Brenda Song.
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Old 08-31-2008, 07:10 PM   #138
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Oh great 8 ball, why are parents and coaches so full of petty complaints and grumbling?
Small kingdoms make petty tyrants.
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:57 PM   #139
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Magic 8-ball has a friggin life, people, a career, kids, a Mrs. 8-ball.
At least you didn't say Mrs. 8-ball and chain!
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:16 PM   #140
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Small kingdoms make petty tyrants.


That explains sooooooo much.

Anyone ever watch student politics?
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:12 PM   #141
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O Magic 8 Ball, will Lightfall lower its price again?
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:30 PM   #142
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magic 8 ball: do the signs point to yes?
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:34 PM   #143
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Small kingdoms make petty tyrants.
By the way, I've been saying that for years, thinking it was a common saying.

Turns out, not so much! From now on, I'm claiming it as an original.
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:35 PM   #144
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magic 8 ball: do the signs point to yes?
M8B needs more info.
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:06 AM   #145
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should I colour my hair pink, orange, purple or blue>?
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:32 AM   #146
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should I colour my hair pink, orange, purple or blue>?
Yes.

The magic 8 ball refuses to be constrained by your arbitrary use of the conjunction "or".
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Old 09-01-2008, 01:28 AM   #147
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MonkeyBoy has a simple question: "Will I get a hand job?"
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Old 09-01-2008, 01:56 AM   #148
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MonkeyBoy has a simple question: "Will I get a hand job?"
No, it will be done mostly by machine. Only the finish stitching will be done by hand.
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Old 09-01-2008, 04:13 AM   #149
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I have one remaining hive - should I still go to the doctors?
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Old 09-01-2008, 04:47 AM   #150
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I have one remaining hive - should I still go to the doctors?
Doctors? Plural? Jesus H, no wonder your NHS is so f'd up.

You should still go see the doctor. By the time you actually get in to see one, the hives will be gone, but some new and utterly magnificent physical malady will have taken its place. Probably sexually transmitted.

Best to get in line early.
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