8/13/2003: Liberian soldier ordered not to grieve

Undertoad · 08-13-2003, 01:09 PM

The official word: A government loyalist commander (left) orders a soldier at gunpoint to stop grieving a comrade who died of wounds suffered during a battle near front line positions Aug. 2 in Monrovia, Liberia.

wolf · 08-13-2003, 01:20 PM

"loyalist commander, sir? You do realize that you need a working index finger to operate that pistol, don't you sir?"

headsplice · 08-13-2003, 02:55 PM

That's not a gun!

THAT'S a gun!

Nothing But Net · 08-13-2003, 03:13 PM

That takes some real balls to threaten someone carrying an AK-47 with a small caliber handgun.

Must go back to the old Crips vs. Bloods antagonism.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-13-2003, 04:53 PM

Maybe that's one of those cold weather shooting mittens with the trigger finger sticking out the other side.
Patton didn't need no stinkin' gun. Slap 'em straight.

wolf · 08-14-2003, 01:03 AM

What I'm finding most amusing is that the guy on the left, the commander, is a dead ringer for one of my patients. Hopefully there is going to be enough time to show this pic off at work tomorrow.

Nothing But Net · 08-14-2003, 02:41 AM

You been whinin' your ass off about this dead motherfucker for three days! Now get your sorry ass back to the front! This motherfucker is dead! Don't you understand that! He ain't coming back! Do you want a chance out there or no chance here!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-14-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Love is like a box of chocolates. You think you're getting a cherry and it turns out to be nuts.

I'm giggling like a little girl.

wolf · 08-15-2003, 12:57 AM

But that's not unusual for you, Bruce.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-15-2003, 03:36 AM

As long as I get my meds. BTW, could you scratch my nose. The restraints won't let me reach my face.

wolf · 08-15-2003, 10:13 AM

I hear that a lot.

The customary answer is "No, I don't have gloves."

xoxoxoBruce · 08-15-2003, 04:50 PM

You need a Fist Condom.

wolf · 08-16-2003, 12:50 AM

A finger cot would probably do the trick.

But I'm still not itching your nose for you.

bjlhct · 11-11-2003, 11:47 PM

Blame it on General Butt Naked.

08-13-2003, 01:09 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	8/13/2003: Liberian soldier ordered not to grieve The official word: A government loyalist commander (left) orders a soldier at gunpoint to stop grieving a comrade who died of wounds suffered during a battle near front line positions Aug. 2 in Monrovia, Liberia.

08-13-2003, 01:20 PM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	"loyalist commander, sir? You do realize that you need a working index finger to operate that pistol, don't you sir?" __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-13-2003, 02:55 PM	#3
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	That's not a gun! THAT'S a gun! __________________ Don't Panic

08-13-2003, 03:13 PM	#4
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	That takes some real balls to threaten someone carrying an AK-47 with a small caliber handgun. Must go back to the old Crips vs. Bloods antagonism. Last edited by Nothing But Net; 08-13-2003 at 03:16 PM.

08-13-2003, 04:53 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe that's one of those cold weather shooting mittens with the trigger finger sticking out the other side. Patton didn't need no stinkin' gun. Slap 'em straight. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-14-2003, 01:03 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	What I'm finding most amusing is that the guy on the left, the commander, is a dead ringer for one of my patients. Hopefully there is going to be enough time to show this pic off at work tomorrow. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-14-2003, 02:41 AM	#7
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	The story you don't hear You been whinin' your ass off about this dead motherfucker for three days! Now get your sorry ass back to the front! This motherfucker is dead! Don't you understand that! He ain't coming back! Do you want a chance out there or no chance here!

08-15-2003, 12:57 AM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	But that's not unusual for you, Bruce. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-15-2003, 03:36 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	As long as I get my meds. BTW, could you scratch my nose. The restraints won't let me reach my face. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-15-2003, 10:13 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I hear that a lot. The customary answer is "No, I don't have gloves." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-15-2003, 04:50 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You need a Fist Condom. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-16-2003, 12:50 AM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	A finger cot would probably do the trick. But I'm still not itching your nose for you. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-11-2003, 11:47 PM	#14
bjlhct Theremin Master Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 73	Blame it on General Butt Naked.

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