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Old 09-14-2010, 10:33 PM   #316
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Hehe.... It's so short and the head is smooth. Not very ideal.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:46 PM   #317
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You just did!
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Old 09-15-2010, 12:12 AM   #318
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Buddhist?
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Old 09-15-2010, 05:31 AM   #319
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All this flashlight talk reminded me of this, but the humor is lost without the video, which I couldn't find.

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Movie Name: 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
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Dr. Dick Solomon: [Harry is holding a (large) flashlight with the bulb end
facing inwards] You know, I have an urge to hold that.
Harry Solomon: Well, thats exactly what its for.
Dr. Dick Solomon: May I?
Harry Solomon: Please.
Dr. Dick Solomon: [takes the flashlight and holds it the same way]
You know I rather like this.
Harry Solomon: Yes.
Dr. Dick Solomon: I find this very satisfying.
Harry Solomon: I know.
Dr. Dick Solomon: [after a pause] I wonder what Dr Albright (who is a woman, and Dick's love interest) is doing
right now.
Harry Solomon: OK, thats enough. [takes back flashlight]
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Old 09-15-2010, 10:45 AM   #320
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To give you the most candid answer, I use it to shine on the ground when I walk at night so I won't step on any living things.
Are you a Jain?
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:14 AM   #321
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Don't let her fool you, she's dog poop intolerant.
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Old 09-15-2010, 12:31 PM   #322
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Buddhist?
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Are you a Jain?
Hmm...First time hearing the term, but then again, I learned my faith in Vietnamese. I'm gonna check it out to see exactly what religion Jainism is.

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Don't let her fool you, she's dog poop intolerant.
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Old 09-15-2010, 07:09 PM   #323
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Can't you just hover?
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Old 09-15-2010, 10:47 PM   #324
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Uhuh...as soon as I receive this in the mail....
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Old 09-15-2010, 10:53 PM   #325
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Awwww, that's you.
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:35 PM   #326
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Old 09-16-2010, 02:01 PM   #327
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Jains are the folks who have to wear facemasks to prevent breathing in insects, sieve their grains to be sure there aren't any weevils, and gently brush the the ground on which they walk with a broom to move away any insects they might step upon.
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Old 09-16-2010, 02:48 PM   #328
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That brings to mind the insect hospital scene in The Baroque Cycle.
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Old 09-16-2010, 10:12 PM   #329
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Jains are the folks who have to wear facemasks to prevent breathing in insects, sieve their grains to be sure there aren't any weevils, and gently brush the the ground on which they walk with a broom to move away any insects they might step upon.
Uh....then I'm not a Jain.
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Old 09-17-2010, 12:23 PM   #330
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That brings to mind the insect hospital scene in The Baroque Cycle.

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