Dwellar Secrets - Page 15

BrianR · 04-10-2011, 11:34 AM

Sigh... someday....

anonymoo · 04-11-2011, 03:48 PM

2of5 dated my mother years ago. Now I am married to him. Momma had a fit when we started dating but everything is ok now

jimhelm · 04-11-2011, 03:56 PM

so.. this whole ... of 5 business.

elucidate?

DanaC · 04-11-2011, 04:11 PM

My uncle (on my mother's side) is also my second cousin (on my father's side).

plthijinx · 04-11-2011, 04:27 PM

i can turn my legs around backwards. at the knees.

monster · 04-11-2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

i can turn my legs around backwards. at the knees.

pix!

Sundae · 04-15-2011, 01:57 PM

I had a verruca.
It was treated at school in those days. The chiropodist came round weekly.
I was gutted that the one lesson it took me out of was English Lit. Why not Maths or Geography?!

I had to ask him to stop telling me what he was doing.
He was trying to reassure me, but as soon as I saw the scalpel I felt like retching. I was a delicate flower in those days. Matron spent half the appointments worried I was going to faint.

Four years later and my brother had to go to an evening clinic for his.
Guess it wasn't cost effective.

Talking secrets - although I may have said this before - I once stuck a love-rival's ring (jewellery) up my arse (ring). And the handle of her hairbrush. I laughed for ages about whether she would wonder what the faint whiff was. Served her right for leaving them in his bedroom.

monster · 04-15-2011, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Talking secrets - although I may have said this before - I once stuck a love-rival's ring (jewellery) up my arse (ring). And the handle of her hairbrush. I laughed for ages about whether she would wonder what the faint whiff was. Served her right for leaving them in his bedroom.

I'm sat in the entrance hall at school hawking scrip and reading the cellar between sales. I'm not reading some stuff, just in case. I think I shouldn't have read that. I snorted so loudly and it was just when the there was a lull in the talking from the group working on anatomy right near me. My belly's still jiggling with the aftershocks

glatt · 04-15-2011, 03:05 PM

"Will snorted again. He had intended to keep his thoughts to himself throughout
this conversation, but they kept escaping through his nose."

-Nick Hornby

monster · 04-15-2011, 03:51 PM

I like that

Trilby · 04-15-2011, 05:22 PM

One time, instead of killing the hobo, I bought him a cheeseburger.

He smelled, but I felt sorry for him.

I was a waitress at IHOP at the time and I was feeling the need for redemption of some sort.

casimendocina · 04-16-2011, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I like that

Check: non-hostile comment.

casimendocina · 04-17-2011, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

"Will snorted again. He had intended to keep his thoughts to himself throughout
this conversation, but they kept escaping through his nose."

-Nick Hornby

So many quotable quotes in this book-if I had my copy on hand, I quote a larger portion of it to give the full context. My favourite one is "he knew it, but he couldn't feel it" in reference to Will having to sit through Marcus and his mother singing killing me softly and wishing desperately it would end.

anonymoo · 04-21-2011, 09:20 PM

I believe Gravdigr has a crush on Monster. He has problems expressing his emotions it matters pertaining to her

BigV · 04-21-2011, 10:02 PM

shhhh... it's a dwellar seekrit...

04-10-2011, 11:34 AM	#211
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Sigh... someday.... __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

04-11-2011, 03:56 PM	#213
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	so.. this whole ... of 5 business. elucidate? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-11-2011, 04:27 PM	#215
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	i can turn my legs around backwards. at the knees. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-15-2011, 03:51 PM	#220
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I like that __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-15-2011, 05:22 PM	#221
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	One time, instead of killing the hobo, I bought him a cheeseburger. He smelled, but I felt sorry for him. I was a waitress at IHOP at the time and I was feeling the need for redemption of some sort. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-11-2011, 03:48 PM	#212
anonymoo Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 52	2of5 dated my mother years ago. Now I am married to him. Momma had a fit when we started dating but everything is ok now

04-15-2011, 01:57 PM	#217
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I had a verruca. It was treated at school in those days. The chiropodist came round weekly. I was gutted that the one lesson it took me out of was English Lit. Why not Maths or Geography?! I had to ask him to stop telling me what he was doing. He was trying to reassure me, but as soon as I saw the scalpel I felt like retching. I was a delicate flower in those days. Matron spent half the appointments worried I was going to faint. Four years later and my brother had to go to an evening clinic for his. Guess it wasn't cost effective. Talking secrets - although I may have said this before - I once stuck a love-rival's ring (jewellery) up my arse (ring). And the handle of her hairbrush. I laughed for ages about whether she would wonder what the faint whiff was. Served her right for leaving them in his bedroom.

04-15-2011, 03:05 PM	#219
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	"Will snorted again. He had intended to keep his thoughts to himself throughout this conversation, but they kept escaping through his nose." -Nick Hornby

04-21-2011, 09:20 PM	#224
anonymoo Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 52	I believe Gravdigr has a crush on Monster. He has problems expressing his emotions it matters pertaining to her

04-21-2011, 10:02 PM	#225
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	shhhh... it's a dwellar seekrit... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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