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Old 08-24-2007, 07:41 AM   #1
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August 24, 2007: Two-faced cow



Meet Blinky. The Sun has the details on this beast, who is called Blinky because all four eyes blink at the same time. Both heads appear to be functional as she will drink from two bottles at the same time. What you have there is one neck two ears, as normal, but then two noses and mouths, and four eyes.

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Vet Dr Pete Kistler, who examined Blinky, said: "It's a rare, freaky thing."

He said he didn't know whether the deformity was genetic or developmental.

Dr Kistler added that he suspects Blinky also has a deformity in her brain because she can't stand up.

The calf will probably need to be put down because fluid and bacteria will invade her lungs, he said.

But Mr Hamstra said he will continue to care for Blinky for as long as he can.

"It would be nice to keep her alive," he said.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:21 AM   #2
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blah blah blah eat twice as much cow brain blah blah blah

Now, this is where the real fun is:
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:22 AM   #3
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I used to hang out with that cow. Then one day, she told Shelly that Maria said that Tom went out with Gina, and Frank was pissed at ME. Can you believe it? Two faced bitch!
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:31 AM   #4
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Blinky has one brain right? So it's technically one cow, not co-joined calves?
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:55 AM   #5
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Four-eyes... Bet she got teased a lot in the feed pens.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:57 AM   #6
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Chu loooking a' me? Ahr JU lookin at **ME**?!!
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:03 AM   #7
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I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns.
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:31 AM   #8
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I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns.
lol, The Man actually walks around the house singing that song, it drives me nuts.

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Old 08-24-2007, 10:39 AM   #9
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That must be where double-cream comes from...
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:54 AM   #10
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Double-mint has a new sponsor!
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:49 PM   #11
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But Mr Hamstra said he will continue to care for Blinky for as long as he can.
"It would be nice to keep her alive," he said.
Don't fret, Mr Hamstra, those double headers drag on forever.
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:18 PM   #12
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I'm not sure how to break the news, but....

The cow died a couple days ago. It was suffering lung problems.
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:19 PM   #13
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:44 PM   #14
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Why is a two faced cow dying any more sad than all the one faced ones resting comfortably on the sesame seed bun?

Not that I mind a burger sometimes. :-)
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:04 PM   #15
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