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Old 06-10-2010, 11:08 PM   #1
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June 11, 2010: Good Kitty

Jamu like to be massaged and tickled, but likes "This little piggy" the best.



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If anyone else tried to play This Little Piggy with a fullygrown lion, they'd be in danger of going wee wee wee all the way to casualty.
But Alex Larenty, 40, from Chipping Norton, is a fearless and highly skilled animal handler at The Lion Park near Johannesburg and is in complete control of this situation.
The beast having its paw tickled is nine-year-old Jamu (weight 550lb). 'He loves it - it's his favourite game,' said Mr Larenty, a 50-year-old Briton who moved to Africa from Oxfordshire.
Remember, 550 lbs, so adjust your recipes accordingly.

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Old 06-11-2010, 12:55 AM   #2
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:19 AM   #3
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Fearless, highly skilled, in complete control.
It sounds more like stupid, low skilled and complete bullshit.
And by the way: Where is the Jamus dick?
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Old 06-11-2010, 06:41 AM   #4
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Jamus has his dick where his toes are.
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Old 06-11-2010, 07:24 AM   #5
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delirious lion
Nice.


I don't see his wee-wee, but I DO see what looks like a tiny, fuzzy lion nut.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....lion nuts.....
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Old 06-11-2010, 07:48 AM   #6
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Old 06-11-2010, 08:21 AM   #7
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"This Little Piggy", the other white meat.
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:39 AM   #8
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I seem to remember someone else who played around with wild animals...




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Old 06-11-2010, 11:49 AM   #9
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^^^ if I said that wasn't funny, I'd be "lion" !
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:51 AM   #10
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I've played 'this little piggy' with a 6lb cat and come away wounded - this guy is a jackass.
Complete control. Uh huh.
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:40 PM   #11
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It doesn't take much to go from tender lion to tender loin.
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Old 06-11-2010, 01:04 PM   #12
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Adjust accordingly... riiiight. There's **NO WAY** that dude is 550 lbs. I don't think tartare even qualifies as a "recipe", chop (chomp?) and eat.
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Old 06-11-2010, 01:25 PM   #13
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Wow, they did a pretty good job on his face.
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:07 PM   #14
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I dunno. I think he looks animatronic.
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Old 06-11-2010, 04:40 PM   #15
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think he looks animatronic.
Yup! Just like it never happened!
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