Cellar Predictions 2009 - Page 3

Radar · 12-24-2008, 02:30 PM

I predict I still won't be able to afford a house in the Los Angeles area in 2009.

spudcon · 12-24-2008, 09:10 PM

I predict that Iran will have several "accidents" at all their nuclear weapons projects before January 20th.

wolf · 12-25-2008, 02:09 PM

Psychic predictions for 2009 ...

I think that Iran is going to be a hot spot, although if it's in a nuclear sense, I'm not entirely sure.

Pakistan and Afghanistan will be relatively quiet, but something is going on originating in Saudi Arabia, in terms of some large scale terrorist event, probably of the WMD variety, to occur in the United States, probably in the Midwest, to really shake the feeling of invulnerability that we usually have.

There are going to be a lot of internal struggles on the African continent, more towards the East. Most of this won't reach beyond the invovled countries' borders.

Somebody taking shots at Obama is so expected it barely qualifies as a prediction.

TheMercenary · 12-25-2008, 07:01 PM

I predict the sun will rise and set each and everyday. There will be a few visable full moons.

And there will be at least 2 major natural disasters that will kill thousands. Happy new year.

monster · 12-28-2008, 05:06 PM

Cellar Predictions (concerning "Regular" Dwellars) :

one dwellar will get pregnant, three will impregnante someone, one of those four will be under 20 and not so happy about it initially, and one will be a "later in life surprise" for a couple in their late 30s or 40s. Or maybe even 50s

Three dwellars will welcome new grandchildren. 6 dogs will be adopted by dwellars, and one dwellar will acquire a very unusual pet.

One dwellar will get their 15 minutes of fame on TV, one will feature in a local newspaper and two will be mentioned on the radio, although it's possible that one of those will be making a request on a local country station.

Two dwellars will storm off in major hissy fits, one will be a dwellar of old who will return, and one will be a noob who becomes a regular and then decides that LJ hurts their feelings and is a bully.

Radar, Sundae Girl, Undertoad, Ducksnuts and three others will get an important new job

Urbane Gorilla (

) will not post a pic of himself, but a female dwellar who has resisted vociferously so far will post a VNSFW pic of themselves.

Three pairs of dwellars will meet IRL, one meeting will be awkward and there will be noticeable repercussions on the board.

46 screens will get sprayed with coffee; UT will add a SCF smiley.

Clodfobble, Griff and Undertoad will publically lose patience with another dwellar (not all with the same dwellar)

labrat and HLJ will both get an early hattrick in the 2009 Hall of Fame, but both Shawnees and another, male, poster will dominate that thread

4 dwellars will suffer from self inflicted knife wounds, one will break a limb and piles will be an unwelcome arrival in the lives of two dwellars who have never previously suffered from them before.

One Dwellar -maybe a new one, the ball is getting a little cloudy here.... will post a picture of their (clean) arsehole in the RFN NSFW thread. it will be removed and debate will ensue....

One dwellar will lose an incredible amount of weight and post awe-inspiring before and after pics. One dwellar will get plastic surgery and will not be happy with the outcome. the good news is, after posting pics on the cellar, the resulting discussion will lead to them changing their mind about what they actually wanted in the first place and then being very happy with the result. Five dwellars will have suspect moles removed and one for cosmetic reasons only, four will be benign, but not the cosmetic one. all outcomes will be good in the end, although two dwellars will be unhappy with the scarring.

Two dwellars will spend a little time in the nuthouse. The ball is unclear as to whether one of those is wolf.

Two teetotal dwellars will fall off the wagon, two drinkers will give up.

The Abortion debate will be big this year. Also the Political Correctness /Racism debate. there will be less interest in threads about American Soldiers overseas and word association.

Equipment/Power failure outside of UT's control will take the cellar down for at least 24 hours. there is an 85% chance that Radar's subsequent comments will lead to his finally being banned. The tip jar will overflow this month.

Madman · 12-29-2008, 09:12 AM

Cellar Lurkers will unite and will take over management.

or...

I'll hit 200 posts.

Griff · 12-29-2008, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Cellar Predictions (concerning "Regular" Dwellars) :

Clodfobble, Griff and Undertoad will publically lose patience with another dwellar (not all with the same dwellar)

Is this the "goes without saying thread"?

monster · 12-29-2008, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Is this the "goes without saying thread"?

look, Mystic Meg throws in a good deal of the obvious too -makes you believe all the other crap. and besides, you don't pay me enough for truly imaginative predictions. Anyway, just wait a couple of days before you really go to town about this, then I can check one off the list

.....looks like beest jumped the gun too, and broke his toe. not exactly a limb, though....

Trilby · 12-29-2008, 12:12 PM

I predict men will not change toilet paper roll.

and that monster will get beaned with a frozen leg of lamb.

Shawnee123 · 12-29-2008, 12:13 PM

I predict that the world will explode, but not until we have all succumbed to poverty, disease, and reruns of I Love Lucy.

monster · 12-29-2008, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I predict men will not change toilet paper roll.

and that monster will get beaned with a frozen leg of lamb.

gee, thanks.
....do I get to keep the meat? That stuff's pretty pricey over here...

DanaC · 12-30-2008, 04:30 AM

I predict at least one of us will lose a parent...and one of us will find love.

Trilby · 12-30-2008, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

gee, thanks.
....do I get to keep the meat? That stuff's pretty pricey over here...

Wuz tryin to be funny. Fail.

(wuz refer to ronald dahl story 'Lamb to the Slaughter') stoopit of me.

monster · 12-30-2008, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Wuz tryin to be funny. Fail.

(wuz refer to ronald dahl story 'Lamb to the Slaughter') stoopit of me.

Maybe just failed to beam me and the joke followed the lamb straight over my head?

busterb · 12-30-2008, 06:14 PM

I predick I'l finish this bottle of oh shit soorry wrong tread

12-24-2008, 02:30 PM	#31
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I predict I still won't be able to afford a house in the Los Angeles area in 2009. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

12-24-2008, 09:10 PM	#32
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I predict that Iran will have several "accidents" at all their nuclear weapons projects before January 20th. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

12-25-2008, 02:09 PM	#33
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Psychic predictions for 2009 ... I think that Iran is going to be a hot spot, although if it's in a nuclear sense, I'm not entirely sure. Pakistan and Afghanistan will be relatively quiet, but something is going on originating in Saudi Arabia, in terms of some large scale terrorist event, probably of the WMD variety, to occur in the United States, probably in the Midwest, to really shake the feeling of invulnerability that we usually have. There are going to be a lot of internal struggles on the African continent, more towards the East. Most of this won't reach beyond the invovled countries' borders. Somebody taking shots at Obama is so expected it barely qualifies as a prediction. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-25-2008, 07:01 PM	#34
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I predict the sun will rise and set each and everyday. There will be a few visable full moons. And there will be at least 2 major natural disasters that will kill thousands. Happy new year. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-28-2008, 05:06 PM	#35
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Cellar Predictions (concerning "Regular" Dwellars) : one dwellar will get pregnant, three will impregnante someone, one of those four will be under 20 and not so happy about it initially, and one will be a "later in life surprise" for a couple in their late 30s or 40s. Or maybe even 50s Three dwellars will welcome new grandchildren. 6 dogs will be adopted by dwellars, and one dwellar will acquire a very unusual pet. One dwellar will get their 15 minutes of fame on TV, one will feature in a local newspaper and two will be mentioned on the radio, although it's possible that one of those will be making a request on a local country station. Two dwellars will storm off in major hissy fits, one will be a dwellar of old who will return, and one will be a noob who becomes a regular and then decides that LJ hurts their feelings and is a bully. Radar, Sundae Girl, Undertoad, Ducksnuts and three others will get an important new job Urbane Gorilla () will not post a pic of himself, but a female dwellar who has resisted vociferously so far will post a VNSFW pic of themselves. Three pairs of dwellars will meet IRL, one meeting will be awkward and there will be noticeable repercussions on the board. 46 screens will get sprayed with coffee; UT will add a SCF smiley. Clodfobble, Griff and Undertoad will publically lose patience with another dwellar (not all with the same dwellar) labrat and HLJ will both get an early hattrick in the 2009 Hall of Fame, but both Shawnees and another, male, poster will dominate that thread 4 dwellars will suffer from self inflicted knife wounds, one will break a limb and piles will be an unwelcome arrival in the lives of two dwellars who have never previously suffered from them before. One Dwellar -maybe a new one, the ball is getting a little cloudy here.... will post a picture of their (clean) arsehole in the RFN NSFW thread. it will be removed and debate will ensue.... One dwellar will lose an incredible amount of weight and post awe-inspiring before and after pics. One dwellar will get plastic surgery and will not be happy with the outcome. the good news is, after posting pics on the cellar, the resulting discussion will lead to them changing their mind about what they actually wanted in the first place and then being very happy with the result. Five dwellars will have suspect moles removed and one for cosmetic reasons only, four will be benign, but not the cosmetic one. all outcomes will be good in the end, although two dwellars will be unhappy with the scarring. Two dwellars will spend a little time in the nuthouse. The ball is unclear as to whether one of those is wolf. Two teetotal dwellars will fall off the wagon, two drinkers will give up. The Abortion debate will be big this year. Also the Political Correctness /Racism debate. there will be less interest in threads about American Soldiers overseas and word association. Equipment/Power failure outside of UT's control will take the cellar down for at least 24 hours. there is an 85% chance that Radar's subsequent comments will lead to his finally being banned. The tip jar will overflow this month. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-29-2008, 09:12 AM	#36
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	Cellar Lurkers will unite and will take over management. or... I'll hit 200 posts.

12-29-2008, 12:12 PM	#39
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I predict men will not change toilet paper roll. and that monster will get beaned with a frozen leg of lamb. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-29-2008, 12:13 PM	#40
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I predict that the world will explode, but not until we have all succumbed to poverty, disease, and reruns of I Love Lucy. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-30-2008, 04:30 AM	#42
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I predict at least one of us will lose a parent...and one of us will find love.

12-30-2008, 06:14 PM	#45
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	I predick I'l finish this bottle of oh shit soorry wrong tread __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

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