A Pizza Delivery Man of One

xoxoxoBruce · 07-12-2006, 03:24 PM

Delivering Pizza is getting more and more dangerous. For little money, he (or she) gets a dead end job, going usually unarmed into unsecured neighborhoods, mostly at night.

Well if he joined the National Guard, for little money, he (or she) gets a dead end job, going into unsecured neighborhoods, mostly at night. But, with the latest full auto, maybe even belt fed, weapons.

Oh, and college money if he (or she) survives.

But how do you reach these people? Easy, print a full color ad on the pizza boxes and he (or she) can't miss it.

This box came from a neighborhood pizza joint in Chester County, PA. It was printed by Freeport Paper Ind., Long Island, NY.
The ad covers the face and three edges with the fourth edge for the pizza business but in the same colors.

07-12-2006, 03:24 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A Pizza Delivery Man of One Delivering Pizza is getting more and more dangerous. For little money, he (or she) gets a dead end job, going usually unarmed into unsecured neighborhoods, mostly at night. Well if he joined the National Guard, for little money, he (or she) gets a dead end job, going into unsecured neighborhoods, mostly at night. But, with the latest full auto, maybe even belt fed, weapons. Oh, and college money if he (or she) survives. But how do you reach these people? Easy, print a full color ad on the pizza boxes and he (or she) can't miss it. This box came from a neighborhood pizza joint in Chester County, PA. It was printed by Freeport Paper Ind., Long Island, NY. The ad covers the face and three edges with the fourth edge for the pizza business but in the same colors. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:51 PM.

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