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Old 01-08-2014, 06:11 AM   #1
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:27 AM   #2
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Where's the mayonnaisseisaise?
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:38 AM   #3
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:46 AM   #4
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Tequila,12 ga slugs, hacksaw, chain, cinder-blocks, garbage bags, paper towels, mop, bucket and Mr. Clean? Quickly man!
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Old 01-08-2014, 07:34 AM   #5
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Loading Dock. Ask for Lou, tell him you want kit #5. Cash only.
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Old 01-08-2014, 07:41 AM   #6
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"Excuse me, do you have this in a size 2?"

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Old 01-08-2014, 08:43 AM   #7
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I need a heating fuel additive that prevents waxing of the oil in cold temperatures?
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Old 01-08-2014, 09:17 AM   #8
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I recommend adding warmth. It's available in the environment but unfortunately out of season at this time.
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Old 01-08-2014, 10:19 AM   #9
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Do you have any hotcakes? I'm having the damndest time finding hotcakes.
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Old 01-08-2014, 10:21 AM   #10
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I need a heating fuel additive that prevents waxing of the oil in cold temperatures?
white kerosene. In hardware.
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Old 01-08-2014, 10:54 AM   #11
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I recommend adding warmth. It's available in the environment but unfortunately out of season at this time.
if i had the warmth i wouldn't need the heating oil now would i
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Old 01-08-2014, 11:32 AM   #12
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Do you have any hotcakes? I'm having the damndest time finding hotcakes.
No ma'am, I just walk that way.
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Old 01-08-2014, 11:34 AM   #13
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if i had the warmth i wouldn't need the heating oil now would i
Or you could go to automotive and get diesel fuel additive. #2 heating oil is just diesel. The kerosene works too. Is your tank outdoors?
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Old 01-08-2014, 11:47 AM   #14
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I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
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Old 01-08-2014, 12:01 PM   #15
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