sororitys

lushchocolateswirl · 04-11-2008, 03:35 PM

Could someone explain the concept of this college thing

what's their purpose ? why do they exist? and why are they relevent in todays world?

lookout123 · 04-11-2008, 04:32 PM

They are quite effective for grouping and referral purposes.

They tend to group together women of certain personality types and goal orientation. This helps the male of the species to efficiently qualify likely targets for fornication.

The female of the species is benefited in that she doesn't have to personally sleep with every male on campus to separate the subpar, average, and above average lovers, she can simply look to her sisters for referrals while occasionnally taking one for the team.

At least that is my understanding of the situation.

BigV · 04-11-2008, 04:36 PM

Not helpful, l123, as DaughterofV is many hundreds of miles away, with ample cover for the males of the species in my field of view.

Undertoad · 04-11-2008, 08:39 PM

One can count on one's Sisters to hold one's hair back while one pukes, and -- occasionally -- to take one's contacts out when one is far too drunk to actually make it to the bathroom at all.

At least that is my understanding of the situation.

monster · 04-11-2008, 10:17 PM

It's a WAT? (Weird American Thing)

SteveDallas · 04-12-2008, 12:06 AM

All I know about sororities, I learned from watching this documentary.

Crimson Ghost · 04-12-2008, 02:33 AM

Ah, yes, the sorority.

This is a time honored tradition in American culture, where places of higher learning group together young women of similar age, and socio-economic groups.

The main effect of this grouping is to help these young waifs learn that it is wrong to be different, and that mocking and belittling those who are different is the only way to succeed in life.

In addition to this valuable life lesson, these future home-makers are taught that the only things that matter in life are success, money and power. And that the acquisition of these things is paramount.

Of course it's not all work!

Sororities also teach these young ladies how to pillow-fight in their underwear, when to put out for the captain of the football team, and that college is the best time to experiment. Especially with their sexuality. It is almost mandatory that these nymphs sleep with each other, so as to gain a better understanding of their bodies, and in the process, become better acquainted with the bodies of those who'll be lifelong friends, and sometimes even more.

Yet, even as these life lessons are imparted to them, dangers still abound.

Every year, countless young ladies are lost to homicidal killers hiding in the basements of the sorority house. One would assume that the sound of a chainsaw would send them running in fear. But, alas, no. The mere sound is enough to attract cute, curvaceous co-eds to their doom.

Running though the woods in high-heels while being chased by a knife-wielding madman is now being taught in many state universities,

Spur-of-the-moment sexual encounters, occurring while a murderous psycho is on the loose, is another cause of alarm for many faculty across this great nation of ours.

But, the biggest hazard facing college co-eds today is the "Caribbean Trip".
So many young, nubile, photogenic co-eds are disappearing these days, one would assume that a "white slavery sex ring" was claiming them. Only time will tell, although one theory has suggested that America's institutes of higher learning should send as many co-eds as possible, all at once, so as to overburden the possible killers, and end their reign of terror once and for all.

TheMercenary · 04-12-2008, 08:26 AM

The Sorority was invented by Al Gore in an effort to decrease global warming. So when you have a keg party you only have to print one invite to each house and thereby save paper which saves trees and increases the amount of CO2 which is absorbed from the earth's atmosphere and cuts down on destruction of the ozone and saves us from getting sunburns when on holiday in Florida at the beach.

Antimatter · 04-12-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

The Sorority was invented by Al Gore in an effort to decrease global warming. So when you have a keg party you only have to print one invite to each house and thereby save paper which saves trees and increases the amount of CO2 which is absorbed from the earth's atmosphere and cuts down on destruction of the ozone and saves us from getting sunburns when on holiday in Florida at the beach.

But wouldn't the additional CO2 released due to increased consumption of beer defeat the purpose?

TheMercenary · 04-12-2008, 08:51 AM

Not if you drink Guinness.

Sundae · 04-12-2008, 11:00 AM

Bwahahahaha at the idea of sorority girls drinking Guinness

Undertoad · 04-13-2008, 10:23 AM

I find that most beers increase my methane output, which is a worse greenhouse gas than CO2.

euphoriatheory · 04-13-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

One can count on one's Sisters to hold one's hair back while one pukes, and -- occasionally -- to take one's contacts out when one is far too drunk to actually make it to the bathroom at all.

At least that is my understanding of the situation.

YES!!!!!!!!!! YOU NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!

Trilby · 04-13-2008, 11:05 AM

duh, for somebody named lushchocolatepantyswirl, you shure are not the smartest cookie, are you? Yeah, um, sororities are like, (flip of hair) only for girls good enough (like, k, rich enough) to afford the GOOD clothes and Italian bags and junk? AND we are all BEST friends, so, if, like one of you non-sorority or even RIVAL sorority SKANKS skanks on us? well, we'll like, get ALL UP IN YOUR FACE, BITCH and pretty soon the only guys who will date-rape you are the ones with chancre's on their mighty dicks so take THAT, you fat pig!!!!!!!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-13-2008, 11:21 AM

Glad to see your getting back to your old self, Brianna.

04-11-2008, 03:35 PM	#1
lushchocolateswirl Hi just me Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 108	sororitys Could someone explain the concept of this college thing what's their purpose ? why do they exist? and why are they relevent in todays world? __________________ silence is golden , duct tape is silver

04-11-2008, 04:32 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	They are quite effective for grouping and referral purposes. They tend to group together women of certain personality types and goal orientation. This helps the male of the species to efficiently qualify likely targets for fornication. The female of the species is benefited in that she doesn't have to personally sleep with every male on campus to separate the subpar, average, and above average lovers, she can simply look to her sisters for referrals while occasionnally taking one for the team. At least that is my understanding of the situation. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

04-11-2008, 04:36 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Not helpful, l123, as DaughterofV is many hundreds of miles away, with ample cover for the males of the species in my field of view. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-11-2008, 10:17 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It's a WAT? (Weird American Thing) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-12-2008, 02:33 AM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Ah, yes, the sorority. This is a time honored tradition in American culture, where places of higher learning group together young women of similar age, and socio-economic groups. The main effect of this grouping is to help these young waifs learn that it is wrong to be different, and that mocking and belittling those who are different is the only way to succeed in life. In addition to this valuable life lesson, these future home-makers are taught that the only things that matter in life are success, money and power. And that the acquisition of these things is paramount. Of course it's not all work! Sororities also teach these young ladies how to pillow-fight in their underwear, when to put out for the captain of the football team, and that college is the best time to experiment. Especially with their sexuality. It is almost mandatory that these nymphs sleep with each other, so as to gain a better understanding of their bodies, and in the process, become better acquainted with the bodies of those who'll be lifelong friends, and sometimes even more. Yet, even as these life lessons are imparted to them, dangers still abound. Every year, countless young ladies are lost to homicidal killers hiding in the basements of the sorority house. One would assume that the sound of a chainsaw would send them running in fear. But, alas, no. The mere sound is enough to attract cute, curvaceous co-eds to their doom. Running though the woods in high-heels while being chased by a knife-wielding madman is now being taught in many state universities, Spur-of-the-moment sexual encounters, occurring while a murderous psycho is on the loose, is another cause of alarm for many faculty across this great nation of ours. But, the biggest hazard facing college co-eds today is the "Caribbean Trip". So many young, nubile, photogenic co-eds are disappearing these days, one would assume that a "white slavery sex ring" was claiming them. Only time will tell, although one theory has suggested that America's institutes of higher learning should send as many co-eds as possible, all at once, so as to overburden the possible killers, and end their reign of terror once and for all. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-11-2008, 08:39 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	One can count on one's Sisters to hold one's hair back while one pukes, and -- occasionally -- to take one's contacts out when one is far too drunk to actually make it to the bathroom at all. At least that is my understanding of the situation.

04-12-2008, 12:06 AM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	All I know about sororities, I learned from watching this documentary.

04-12-2008, 08:26 AM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The Sorority was invented by Al Gore in an effort to decrease global warming. So when you have a keg party you only have to print one invite to each house and thereby save paper which saves trees and increases the amount of CO2 which is absorbed from the earth's atmosphere and cuts down on destruction of the ozone and saves us from getting sunburns when on holiday in Florida at the beach. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-12-2008, 08:51 AM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Not if you drink Guinness. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-12-2008, 11:00 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bwahahahaha at the idea of sorority girls drinking Guinness __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-13-2008, 10:23 AM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I find that most beers increase my methane output, which is a worse greenhouse gas than CO2.

04-13-2008, 11:05 AM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	duh, for somebody named lushchocolatepantyswirl, you shure are not the smartest cookie, are you? Yeah, um, sororities are like, (flip of hair) only for girls good enough (like, k, rich enough) to afford the GOOD clothes and Italian bags and junk? AND we are all BEST friends, so, if, like one of you non-sorority or even RIVAL sorority SKANKS skanks on us? well, we'll like, get ALL UP IN YOUR FACE, BITCH and pretty soon the only guys who will date-rape you are the ones with chancre's on their mighty dicks so take THAT, you fat pig!!!!!!!!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-13-2008, 11:21 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Glad to see your getting back to your old self, Brianna. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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