OH, hep me lawd, I've seen it ALL....

Lady Sidhe · 12-20-2003, 12:12 AM

DOING A BANG-UP JOB: George Pulido, 29, of Queens Village, N.Y., was bringing his children home from an afternoon birthday party when his son Christopher, 9, lost the grip on the Winnie the Pooh balloon he was carrying. When it hit the sidewalk, it popped. "Three cops were at the curb in a car and one of them called me over," Pulido says, "and said
he was giving me a ticket." When Pulido asked the officer if he was serious, "the cop gave me a hard look and asked me, 'Do you think popping a balloon is funny?"' The officer cited Pulido "making unreasonable noise." (New York Daily News)

Sidhe

wolf · 12-20-2003, 12:13 AM

Reasonable noise: Small arms fire, but only before 3am.

SteveDallas · 12-20-2003, 08:02 AM

That's bad. Oh, by the way, on the Internet, don't EVER say you've seen it all.... something will always come along to prove you wrong!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-20-2003, 12:46 PM

I've seen an elephant fly.

Lady Sidhe · 12-20-2003, 03:06 PM

I've seen a horse fly....

Sidhe

daniwong · 12-21-2003, 11:36 AM

I've seen a house fly

FileNotFound · 12-22-2003, 08:12 AM

I've seen a house fly too!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-23-2003, 05:17 PM

If you've seen a house fly, you may still be in Kansas.

ladysycamore · 12-23-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady Sidhe
OH, hep me lawd, I've seen it ALL....

LOL, wow when I saw that I was like, "Say Wha???"

And that's "Oh hep me lawd, I'd done seent it all!"

OnyxCougar · 12-23-2003, 07:13 PM

Today, on the phone:

Um... (suck teeth) um... yeah.. um.. (suck teeth).. I wanit to git digikal cable an um.. (suck teeth) my mama done said dat y'alls needa atlicaysha fo credik. (suck teeth) Dat troo?

plthijinx · 12-28-2003, 06:48 PM

oh cowm own onyx! alls yoo gotta doo is klim dat deah po an huk up tha kabel cunexion!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2003, 10:24 PM

How in hell did we get from balloon popping to ebonics??

That Guy · 12-28-2003, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady Sidhe
I've seen a horse fly....

Sidhe

Ever seen a fish bowl, or a shoe box?

Nothing But Net · 12-29-2003, 12:41 AM

OnyxCougar · 12-29-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
How in hell did we get from balloon popping to ebonics??

Rho started it!!

12-20-2003, 12:12 AM	#1
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	OH, hep me lawd, I've seen it ALL.... DOING A BANG-UP JOB: George Pulido, 29, of Queens Village, N.Y., was bringing his children home from an afternoon birthday party when his son Christopher, 9, lost the grip on the Winnie the Pooh balloon he was carrying. When it hit the sidewalk, it popped. "Three cops were at the curb in a car and one of them called me over," Pulido says, "and said he was giving me a ticket." When Pulido asked the officer if he was serious, "the cop gave me a hard look and asked me, 'Do you think popping a balloon is funny?"' The officer cited Pulido "making unreasonable noise." (New York Daily News) Sidhe __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

12-20-2003, 12:13 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Reasonable noise: Small arms fire, but only before 3am. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-20-2003, 03:06 PM	#5
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	I've seen a horse fly.... Sidhe __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

12-21-2003, 11:36 AM	#6
daniwong Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 196	I've seen a house fly __________________ Mistress of all that is claim related.

12-22-2003, 08:12 AM	#7
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	I've seen a house fly too! __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-20-2003, 08:02 AM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	That's bad. Oh, by the way, on the Internet, don't EVER say you've seen it all.... something will always come along to prove you wrong!

12-20-2003, 12:46 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I've seen an elephant fly.

12-23-2003, 05:17 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If you've seen a house fly, you may still be in Kansas.

12-23-2003, 07:13 PM	#10
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Today, on the phone: Um... (suck teeth) um... yeah.. um.. (suck teeth).. I wanit to git digikal cable an um.. (suck teeth) my mama done said dat y'alls needa atlicaysha fo credik. (suck teeth) Dat troo?

12-28-2003, 06:48 PM	#11
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh cowm own onyx! alls yoo gotta doo is klim dat deah po an huk up tha kabel cunexion! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

12-28-2003, 10:24 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	How in hell did we get from balloon popping to ebonics??

12-29-2003, 12:41 AM	#14
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