Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 6

Griff · 11-16-2006, 08:03 PM

Lil' Pete farted. Pete says, "That was musical." Lil' Griff replies, "Lets play musical chairs!"

Pete says, "I'm feeling flakey today." Lil' Pete says, "Yeah me too." Lil Griff says, "My scalp is flakey."

footfootfoot · 11-16-2006, 08:06 PM

haha. how old is lil Griff?

Griff · 11-17-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

haha. how old is lil Griff?

10

chrisinhouston · 11-24-2006, 04:33 PM

Several years back I attended a Boy Scout campout with my son's troop. My younger son was about 12 and I guess I never realized how well we had kept the illusion of Santa Claus delivering presents alive for him. He and another kid were bunking in the tent next to mine, and I overheard them talking after "lights out" was called. They were talking about people they thought were important or heros. The other boy who was black, said his hero was President Kennedy. My son said his hero was Santa Claus because he gave away so many presents.

The other kid said, "I don't believe in Santa anymore."
My son replied, " I know there has to be a Santa because my parents are too cheap to give us the kind of gifts we get at Christmas!"

I almost died laughing to myself.

Gamegirl · 11-24-2006, 04:43 PM

While we were praying during thanksgiving, my stupid baby cousin kept on saying "cheese!".

11-17-2006, 02:35 AM

My three-year-old says, as he is closing the door to our van, after trying to lock down my wheel-chair by himself; my wife trying to keep him from breaking all of his fingers...
"I can do things all by myself in this big crazy-crazy world MOM!".
*Very exasperated sigh & rolling of the eyes*

My wife messed-up and cursed with "oh, Hell" where he could hear recently... he misheard her and now his favorite exclamation is "oh, hound!"

LabRat · 11-17-2006, 08:42 AM

Last weekend my daughter (almost 4) went to a freinds birthday party. Unfortunately it was from 1-3, prime nap time. She obviously needed one when I picked her up. She fell asleep in the car on the way home, and unfortunately woke up in a very foul mood when I tried to carry her to her bed. I put her in bed and told her she needed to take a nap, wherupon she threw a fit. I closed the door and left to get her stuff out of the car.
When I come back in the house my husband informs me I was told to "get my ass back in her room and get her some food!"

Good thing I didn't hear her or she still wouldn't be sitting down.

footfootfoot · 11-17-2006, 09:03 AM

that's why we use "hinder" around here.

Clodfobble · 11-24-2006, 09:18 PM

Rest assured, Jesus will punish him for it.

footfootfoot · 11-24-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Rest assured, Jesus will punish him for it.

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DucksNuts · 11-25-2006, 02:14 AM

for saying *cheese* during the prayers...c'mon footiefoot keep up!!

Clodfobble · 11-25-2006, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

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Just harassing Gamegirl about her complaining, that's all.

SteveDallas · 11-25-2006, 08:53 PM

I forgot about this one, from April or so. My memory was jogged by another conversation.

The Scene: the emergency room waiting area at a local hospital. During little league play, my son, 7, decided he needed to ask the coach something so he got up to go ask. He passed by the on-deck circle at just the wrong time and got clocked beside his right eye with a bat. It was immediately apparent that he would need stitches, so we got a bandage on him from the first aid kit and I drove him over to the hospital.

By this time he had calmed down and I was doing my best to keep him from freaking out at the thought of stitches ("They're gonna sew my skin?????")

"Dad, did you ever get hit with a baseball bat?"

"No, never did."

"Get hit with a ball?"

"No, I didn't, I didn't play baseball."

"Oh. <pause> Had they not invented baseball when you were a boy?"

At this point all the other folks in the waiting room were enjoying this quite a bit as I provided the boy with some much-needed historical context.

footfootfoot · 11-25-2006, 09:07 PM

reminds me of my favorite Calvin:
Calvin: "Dad, why are old photographs black and white? Didn't they have color film back then?"
Dad: "Of course they did. In fact, those old photographs ARE in color. It's just that the WORLD was black and white then.
Calvin:"Really?"
Dad: "Yeah, the world didn't turn color until sometime in the '30s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.
Calvin:"Oh."
Dad: "Well, truth is stranger than fiction."
Calvin: "THEN WHY ARE OLD PAINTINGS in color? If the world was black and white, wouldn't artists have painted that way?"
Dad: "Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane."
Calvin: "BUT... but how could they possibly have painted in color? Wouldn't their paints have been in shades of gray back then?"
Dad: "Of course, but they changed color like everything else in the '30s.
Calvin: "So why didn't black and white photos turn color too?"
Dad: "Because they were color photographs of black and white, remember?"

Phil · 12-19-2006, 03:15 PM

my son, at the age of 7 : dad, whats the difference between a catholic and a prostitute?

me : not a lot, son.

11-16-2006, 08:03 PM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Lil' Pete farted. Pete says, "That was musical." Lil' Griff replies, "Lets play musical chairs!" Pete says, "I'm feeling flakey today." Lil' Pete says, "Yeah me too." Lil Griff says, "My scalp is flakey." __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-16-2006, 08:06 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	haha. how old is lil Griff? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-24-2006, 04:43 PM	#5
Gamegirl A person. duh. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Some-where over the rainbow... Posts: 9	While we were praying during thanksgiving, my stupid baby cousin kept on saying "cheese!". __________________ I'm too cool to have a signature. ...What?

11-17-2006, 08:42 AM	#7
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Last weekend my daughter (almost 4) went to a freinds birthday party. Unfortunately it was from 1-3, prime nap time. She obviously needed one when I picked her up. She fell asleep in the car on the way home, and unfortunately woke up in a very foul mood when I tried to carry her to her bed. I put her in bed and told her she needed to take a nap, wherupon she threw a fit. I closed the door and left to get her stuff out of the car. When I come back in the house my husband informs me I was told to "get my ass back in her room and get her some food!" Good thing I didn't hear her or she still wouldn't be sitting down. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-17-2006, 09:03 AM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	that's why we use "hinder" around here. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-24-2006, 04:33 PM	#4
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Several years back I attended a Boy Scout campout with my son's troop. My younger son was about 12 and I guess I never realized how well we had kept the illusion of Santa Claus delivering presents alive for him. He and another kid were bunking in the tent next to mine, and I overheard them talking after "lights out" was called. They were talking about people they thought were important or heros. The other boy who was black, said his hero was President Kennedy. My son said his hero was Santa Claus because he gave away so many presents. The other kid said, "I don't believe in Santa anymore." My son replied, " I know there has to be a Santa because my parents are too cheap to give us the kind of gifts we get at Christmas!" I almost died laughing to myself.

11-17-2006, 02:35 AM	#6
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	My three-year-old says, as he is closing the door to our van, after trying to lock down my wheel-chair by himself; my wife trying to keep him from breaking all of his fingers... "I can do things all by myself in this big crazy-crazy world MOM!". Very exasperated sigh & rolling of the eyes My wife messed-up and cursed with "oh, Hell" where he could hear recently... he misheard her and now his favorite exclamation is "oh, hound!"

11-24-2006, 09:18 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Rest assured, Jesus will punish him for it.

11-25-2006, 02:14 AM	#11
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	for saying cheese during the prayers...c'mon footiefoot keep up!!

11-25-2006, 08:53 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I forgot about this one, from April or so. My memory was jogged by another conversation. The Scene: the emergency room waiting area at a local hospital. During little league play, my son, 7, decided he needed to ask the coach something so he got up to go ask. He passed by the on-deck circle at just the wrong time and got clocked beside his right eye with a bat. It was immediately apparent that he would need stitches, so we got a bandage on him from the first aid kit and I drove him over to the hospital. By this time he had calmed down and I was doing my best to keep him from freaking out at the thought of stitches ("They're gonna sew my skin?????") "Dad, did you ever get hit with a baseball bat?" "No, never did." "Get hit with a ball?" "No, I didn't, I didn't play baseball." "Oh. <pause> Had they not invented baseball when you were a boy?" At this point all the other folks in the waiting room were enjoying this quite a bit as I provided the boy with some much-needed historical context.

11-25-2006, 09:07 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	reminds me of my favorite Calvin: Calvin: "Dad, why are old photographs black and white? Didn't they have color film back then?" Dad: "Of course they did. In fact, those old photographs ARE in color. It's just that the WORLD was black and white then. Calvin:"Really?" Dad: "Yeah, the world didn't turn color until sometime in the '30s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too. Calvin:"Oh." Dad: "Well, truth is stranger than fiction." Calvin: "THEN WHY ARE OLD PAINTINGS in color? If the world was black and white, wouldn't artists have painted that way?" Dad: "Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane." Calvin: "BUT... but how could they possibly have painted in color? Wouldn't their paints have been in shades of gray back then?" Dad: "Of course, but they changed color like everything else in the '30s. Calvin: "So why didn't black and white photos turn color too?" Dad: "Because they were color photographs of black and white, remember?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-19-2006, 03:15 PM	#15
Phil Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 304	my son, at the age of 7 : dad, whats the difference between a catholic and a prostitute? me : not a lot, son.

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