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Old 04-27-2011, 10:50 PM   #46
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I hear them call the tide
 
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oh hai, mtp
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Old 04-27-2011, 10:58 PM   #47
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right..random post...no purpose...
and... John Cena has left the building.
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:26 PM   #48
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hi monster!
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:47 AM   #49
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I like hamburger casserole.
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Old 04-28-2011, 05:38 PM   #50
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Amy - "Did you fry your trousers?"
Me - "Pardon?"
Amy - "Did you fry your trousers?"
Me - "No, why?"
Amy - "Oh! Because they look like two ice-creams with custard"


Me - "Wash your face, Maureen!"
Maureen - "Anglo-catholic."
I'd forgotten what I loved about that job! I just don't have conversations like this any more ...
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Old 05-04-2011, 03:10 PM   #51
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"It feels weird. I've never seen it this hard before."

"Well, keep rubbing it, and it won't be for long."
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:35 AM   #52
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I'm hungry.
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:42 AM   #53
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I'm horny
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Old 05-10-2011, 12:27 PM   #54
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Where's Grumpy and Doc?
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Old 05-10-2011, 12:28 PM   #55
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Spitroasting Cheery.
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Old 05-10-2011, 12:42 PM   #56
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Spitroasting Cheery.
I thought they were BF'in Dopey in the mouth.
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Old 05-17-2011, 10:38 AM   #57
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How many "k" texts do you think are travelling between phones at any given second.

I think 23.
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Old 05-17-2011, 10:38 AM   #58
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I thought they were BF'in Blowie in the mouth.
FTFY
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:07 PM   #59
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I coincidentally had occasion to scroll through all my received texts today looking for something old... and while I have a moderate number of "Ok" messages, I have far more that say "Sure" instead.
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:16 PM   #60
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Dave or David is the most popular first name for a musician according to my 38,000 song collection on Itunes. Dave/David outnumbers other musicians' names by more than 3:1
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