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Old 10-11-2004, 08:46 AM   #76
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And by destiny,
UT means Nov. 28.
It's Giants time, son.
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:39 AM   #77
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The phone is ringing
More coffee for the boss, now.
Christ I hate temping.
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Old 10-11-2004, 10:41 AM   #78
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White guy at tight end?
Please you make me laugh so hard!
Fourteen points at least
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Old 10-11-2004, 11:36 AM   #79
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Did not re-sign Duce
Bacon out of fire Cower
Big Ben breath easy
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Old 10-11-2004, 12:07 PM   #80
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All this talk of sports
cellarites are off topic
back to whale penis
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Old 10-11-2004, 04:09 PM   #81
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jacquelita has
the right idea, a-hole man.
long-live whale penii!
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Old 10-12-2004, 08:32 AM   #82
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I want a camera (duosyllabic with Southern english accent - 'cam-ra')
to take photos of me in
front of the mirror.
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Old 10-15-2004, 06:10 AM   #83
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Jettas are nimble
Gas Hog SUVs suck
Neons are the best
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Old 10-15-2004, 06:20 AM   #84
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My son's car is loud
beat up and rusty body
HE says it SOUNDS sick[u]
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Old 10-15-2004, 07:02 AM   #85
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creativity
expressive entertainment
imagination
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Old 10-15-2004, 04:14 PM   #86
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Environment? Pfft...
I'll drive in my Pathfinder
and club baby seals.
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Old 10-15-2004, 04:23 PM   #87
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catwoman
I want a camera
to take photos of me in
front of the mirror.
After you take them,
you can post them on the web.
Appropriate place.
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Old 10-16-2004, 07:03 PM   #88
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haiku discipline
crystalize thought in pure form
simple perfection
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:56 PM   #89
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Serious haiku
makes me projectile vomit--
enough already.
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Old 10-19-2004, 05:00 PM   #90
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Ike, you make no sense.
If you don't respect haiku
You should just abandon the 5-7-5 format and say what you really think
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