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sexobon · 05-31-2020, 11:03 AM

Today I saw this picture for the first time and thought wouldn't they make a cute couple...

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Griff · 05-31-2020, 12:48 PM

Beautiful people inside and out.

monster · 05-31-2020, 05:34 PM

Why is America obsessed with having old people run the country? Dementia denial? Retirement is not just for the good of the retiree.....

Griff · 06-01-2020, 06:52 AM

I pledge to retire as early as possible.

monster · 06-24-2020, 06:27 PM

If we made face masks out of higher value bak notes, I wonder what would kill us? Covid, Drugs, Murder....?

sexobon · 06-24-2020, 07:07 PM

Well, Ulysses S. Grant, the last President who was a slave owner, is on the $50.00 bill; so, you'd probably die from a fall after protesters toppled you.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-24-2020, 08:09 PM

Random household hint. Those plastic roll film canisters that were readily available (I had a bushel of them),
were so handy for keeping things safe and dry and fresh and dry and handy and dry.
But they've gone the way of the Dodo, so I suggest a substitute on the left. Even better the lid stays attached
so you can't fumble it and in the bottom there's a perforated cage full of DO-NOT-EAT to help keep things dry.

I can almost hear you saying where can I get said same? From your friendly neighborhood Diabetic.
They come filled with blood sugar test strips for in this case a Prodigy machine, which are extremely common.

monster · 07-06-2020, 09:25 PM

If you kill a man, it's murder.

If they were a shit, is it turder?

Carruthers · 07-07-2020, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

If you kill a man, it's murder.

If they were a shit, is it turder?

Turd degree turder, actually.

Accuracy is all in these matters.

Gravdigr · 07-08-2020, 09:50 PM

Sentencing is harsher if it's your turd strike.

monster · 07-08-2020, 11:49 PM

smaller tp allowance? Or single ply only?

monster · 07-14-2020, 07:44 AM

I just found out my next door neighbor's middle name was Kermit. As a Brit, i still find it very hard to get over anyone but a Frog being called Kermit. I didn't know it was a real name until I got here and saw a sign for a dentist whose name was Kermit.

I told my daughter they had something in common -Bob was born and named before Kermit the Frog was a thing, and she was born and named before Amazon (the company) was a thing.... :/

xoxoxoBruce · 07-14-2020, 11:49 PM

Think of all the poor women named Karen.

glatt · 07-15-2020, 04:42 AM

over a million of them in the US who have to put up with that horrible meme

BigV · 07-15-2020, 01:13 PM

there's more us that have to put up with them

05-31-2020, 12:48 PM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Beautiful people inside and out. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-31-2020, 05:34 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Why is America obsessed with having old people run the country? Dementia denial? Retirement is not just for the good of the retiree..... Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-01-2020, 06:52 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I pledge to retire as early as possible. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-24-2020, 06:27 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If we made face masks out of higher value bak notes, I wonder what would kill us? Covid, Drugs, Murder....? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-24-2020, 08:09 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Random household hint. Those plastic roll film canisters that were readily available (I had a bushel of them), were so handy for keeping things safe and dry and fresh and dry and handy and dry. But they've gone the way of the Dodo, so I suggest a substitute on the left. Even better the lid stays attached so you can't fumble it and in the bottom there's a perforated cage full of DO-NOT-EAT to help keep things dry. I can almost hear you saying where can I get said same? From your friendly neighborhood Diabetic. They come filled with blood sugar test strips for in this case a Prodigy machine, which are extremely common. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-31-2020, 11:03 AM	#1
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Today I saw this picture for the first time and thought wouldn't they make a cute couple...

06-24-2020, 07:07 PM	#6
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Well, Ulysses S. Grant, the last President who was a slave owner, is on the $50.00 bill; so, you'd probably die from a fall after protesters toppled you.

07-06-2020, 09:25 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If you kill a man, it's murder. If they were a shit, is it turder? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-08-2020, 09:50 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sentencing is harsher if it's your turd strike. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-08-2020, 11:49 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	smaller tp allowance? Or single ply only? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-14-2020, 07:44 AM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I just found out my next door neighbor's middle name was Kermit. As a Brit, i still find it very hard to get over anyone but a Frog being called Kermit. I didn't know it was a real name until I got here and saw a sign for a dentist whose name was Kermit. I told my daughter they had something in common -Bob was born and named before Kermit the Frog was a thing, and she was born and named before Amazon (the company) was a thing.... :/ __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-14-2020, 11:49 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Think of all the poor women named Karen. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-15-2020, 04:42 AM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	over a million of them in the US who have to put up with that horrible meme

07-15-2020, 01:13 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	there's more us that have to put up with them __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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