Weird News - Page 87

Trilby · 01-17-2011, 06:07 AM

Ice eating can be a sign of sexual frustration...or so my sophomore high school friend told me.

BrianR · 01-20-2011, 07:49 PM

*stops crunching on the ice cube and calls the wife*

GunMaster357 · 01-24-2011, 08:29 AM

Why frustration ? You can have wonderful sexual foreplay with an ice cube....

Spexxvet · 01-25-2011, 10:46 AM

Packers fan fired for wearing Green Bay tie to work

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011...n-job-chicago/

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2011, 10:48 AM

Well duh, green is an ugly tie color. Only thing worse would be yellow.

BrianR · 01-25-2011, 09:57 PM

Cora died.

Shawnee123 · 01-26-2011, 08:01 AM

Where's the beef? It sure ain't in this here taco!

Taco Bell sued over beef that's only 35% beef.

Quote:

Attorney Dee Miles said the meat mixture contained just 35 percent beef, with the remaining 65 percent containing water, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent and modified corn starch.

Anti-dusting agent? 'Beef' is sitting around collecting dust? WTF?

So they can't call it beef. They just need a new name, like fauxburger or phony baloney.

HungLikeJesus · 01-26-2011, 01:29 PM

I need some of that anti-dusting agent for my house.

Shawnee123 · 01-26-2011, 01:31 PM

I read that as 'horse.'

Remember when someone said something about a dirty house and someone thought it was horse and posted a pic of a dusty horse then someone said they cleaned their house and a pic of a spankin' clean horse popped up? 'Member that? That was funny.

Clodfobble · 01-26-2011, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Anti-dusting agent? 'Beef' is sitting around collecting dust? WTF?

Nah, it's all that other stuff they add that causes dust to come off the mixture. "Anti-dusting agent" is a slightly nicer way of saying "glue."

Lamplighter · 01-28-2011, 07:57 PM

This makes me proud to be a resident of PDX.

No more 'service snakes' on TriMet. But what about guide horses? Saddle up, Portland
Published: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 8:22 PM *** Updated: Thursday, January 20, 2011, 7:53 AM
By Joseph Rose, The Oregonian

Quote:

The days when uncaged cats, monkeys, snakes and chickens can ride TriMet buses and trains
as "service animals" (it happens more than you might think) are numbered.
But guide horses? Well, those will be good to go under new conduct rules
Oregon's largest transit agency is expected to approve next week.

Yep. You read that right. Guide horses.

TriMet says it's just following the lead of the Americans with Disabilities Act,
which will narrow the definition of service animals in March to dogs
and miniature horses trained to be guides for people who are blind or deaf.

Quote:

John Dineen, spokesman for the Northwest Americans with Disabilities Act Center in Seattle, said the list has strayed into the realm of the far-fetched, which isn't good for the law's image.

Dineen brought up the 2009 case of a southwest Washington resident
who walked into a restaurant with his pet boa constrictor.
The man claimed he needed the snake because it alerted him to pending seizures by giving him a hug.

Keep Portland weird

BrianR · 01-29-2011, 11:03 PM

Suicide bomber killed by SMS message

An unexpected and unwanted text message from a wireless company prematurely exploded a would-be suicide bomber’s vest bomb in Russia New Year’s Eve, inadvertently thwarting a planned attack on revelers in Moscow, according to The Daily Telegraph.

The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years, according to the report, which sourced the info from security forces in Russia. Cell phones are often used as makeshift detonators by terrorist and insurgent groups.

If true, the SMS might be the only time that a wireless carrier’s SMS message has ever been useful.

The authorities suspect the female bomber was part of the same Jihadist group that is suspected of hitting Moscow’s airport on Monday with a suicide bomb attack that killed 35.

Via The Telegraph

Glinda · 01-30-2011, 11:00 PM

Live by the sword.....

Gravdigr · 01-31-2011, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

Cora died.

Good God what a waste.

HungLikeJesus · 01-31-2011, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Good God what a waste.

Oh, was there a picture? I must have missed that.

01-17-2011, 06:07 AM	#1291
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ice eating can be a sign of sexual frustration...or so my sophomore high school friend told me. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-20-2011, 07:49 PM	#1292
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	stops crunching on the ice cube and calls the wife __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

01-24-2011, 08:29 AM	#1293
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Why frustration ? You can have wonderful sexual foreplay with an ice cube.... __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

01-25-2011, 10:46 AM	#1294
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Packers fan fired for wearing Green Bay tie to work http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011...n-job-chicago/ __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

01-25-2011, 10:48 AM	#1295
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well duh, green is an ugly tie color. Only thing worse would be yellow. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-25-2011, 09:57 PM	#1296
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Cora died. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

01-26-2011, 01:29 PM	#1298
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I need some of that anti-dusting agent for my house. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-26-2011, 01:31 PM	#1299
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I read that as 'horse.' Remember when someone said something about a dirty house and someone thought it was horse and posted a pic of a dusty horse then someone said they cleaned their house and a pic of a spankin' clean horse popped up? 'Member that? That was funny. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-29-2011, 11:03 PM	#1302
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Suicide bomber killed by SMS message An unexpected and unwanted text message from a wireless company prematurely exploded a would-be suicide bomber’s vest bomb in Russia New Year’s Eve, inadvertently thwarting a planned attack on revelers in Moscow, according to The Daily Telegraph. The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years, according to the report, which sourced the info from security forces in Russia. Cell phones are often used as makeshift detonators by terrorist and insurgent groups. If true, the SMS might be the only time that a wireless carrier’s SMS message has ever been useful. The authorities suspect the female bomber was part of the same Jihadist group that is suspected of hitting Moscow’s airport on Monday with a suicide bomb attack that killed 35. Via The Telegraph __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

01-30-2011, 11:00 PM	#1303
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Live by the sword.....

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