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Old 02-10-2020, 03:32 AM   #1831
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When you're an #oldrichwhiteguy it won't matter, you can call it COCK! Rd. if ya want.
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Old 02-10-2020, 06:55 AM   #1832
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Old 02-10-2020, 07:03 AM   #1833
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Old 02-11-2020, 09:00 AM   #1834
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Toward the end of our flight :



It's muggy as fuck down here. We had lots of fun last night. This guy knew 'dude, I totally miss you'
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Old 02-11-2020, 12:20 PM   #1835
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Old 02-11-2020, 12:25 PM   #1836
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Old 02-11-2020, 12:49 PM   #1837
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Old 02-11-2020, 11:57 PM   #1838
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Why do the call cowards chicken? The reality is they are vicious bastards.
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Old 02-12-2020, 01:25 AM   #1839
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It's really the roosters that are the assholes. I also saw a book by the same author called I'guanas are assholes '. I didn't get to read that one, but I expect it's the same kind of thing. Invasive species.
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:02 AM   #1840
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We happened upon the bar that the local charter boat captains hang out in. Sat on the right bar stools, met probably 6 or 7 of them. Had a lot of fun with those guys. Captain Kelly doesn't own any socks. But he has a 70 ft yacht. How about that.
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:23 AM   #1841
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Old 02-12-2020, 09:34 AM   #1842
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It's really the roosters that are the assholes.
It's a ruse, while the Cocks are waving look over here, the hens are pecking eyes out.

Come to think of it, I guess you don't need socks on a boat.
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Old 02-13-2020, 02:06 AM   #1843
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Night 2 at the local bar. We've been invited on a sunset cruise tomorrow. You can't plan this shit.
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Old 02-13-2020, 07:48 AM   #1844
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Old 02-13-2020, 11:06 AM   #1845
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♫ But did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (he's so grateful)
♫ He may ride forever through the waves of Key West
He's the man who never returned
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