Nov 24, 2009: Gecko found inside ordinary chicken egg - Page 2

toranokaze · 11-25-2009, 10:33 AM

Somewhere there is an old rooster complaining about miscegenation

Undertoad · 11-25-2009, 10:39 AM

My mistake Zen, the guy is in Darwin.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-25-2009, 10:49 AM

Darwin? Then maybe this egg is the origin of a species?

Aliantha · 11-25-2009, 03:17 PM

I think this story is bogus. There's no way a chicken would sit still while a gecko crawled up its arse. The gecko would be lunch way before it even got a wiff of stinky chook poo.

Sundae · 11-25-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasszia

Gecken?
You know, like turducken?

That's my Christmas lunch! Turducken, not gecken. Although it would be gechook in Aus...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

"Hell, if I could find my keys we could drive out of here."

Is that a bit like the tractor joke? "Never mind your watch, where's my bloody tractor?!"

Gravdigr · 11-27-2009, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze

Somewhere there is an old rooster complaining about miscegenation

[O Brother Where Art Thou]Them boys is misejinated!![/O Brother Where Art Thou]

ZenGum · 12-03-2009, 05:29 AM

Well that's a change. Le spam a la rachele.

Sundae · 12-03-2009, 05:32 AM

I misread it first time. I thought it was le sperm a la rachele.
What does it say that I went back and opened the link I'd previously ignored

wolf · 12-03-2009, 09:26 AM

Although I couldn't find it, I could swear we've had a lizard in a chicken egg IOTD before ... was that a generic lizard rather than a gecko, perhaps?

Last night I was talking to an insurance company guy. My patient was crazy enough to get paid to keep, and he was giving me an authorization number. Most of the care managers are pretty conventional when they ramble off the letter-number combo, and stick to the usual phonetic alphabet, you know, A-Alpha, B-Bravo, C-Charlie kind of stuff. Last night, the guy on the other end of the phone was about as dry as dust. Straightlaced. So it was really unexpected when I got my auth number and he said "G as in Gecko, J as in Jump ..."

wolf · 12-03-2009, 09:29 AM

AHA!!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-03-2009, 10:02 AM

Thank God it's the same one, and not a trend.

11-25-2009, 10:33 AM	#16
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Somewhere there is an old rooster complaining about miscegenation __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

11-25-2009, 10:49 AM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Darwin? Then maybe this egg is the origin of a species? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-25-2009, 03:17 PM	#19
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think this story is bogus. There's no way a chicken would sit still while a gecko crawled up its arse. The gecko would be lunch way before it even got a wiff of stinky chook poo. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-03-2009, 05:29 AM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well that's a change. Le spam a la rachele. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2009, 05:32 AM	#23
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I misread it first time. I thought it was le sperm a la rachele. What does it say that I went back and opened the link I'd previously ignored __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-25-2009, 10:39 AM	#17
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	My mistake Zen, the guy is in Darwin.

12-03-2009, 09:26 AM	#24
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Although I couldn't find it, I could swear we've had a lizard in a chicken egg IOTD before ... was that a generic lizard rather than a gecko, perhaps? Last night I was talking to an insurance company guy. My patient was crazy enough to get paid to keep, and he was giving me an authorization number. Most of the care managers are pretty conventional when they ramble off the letter-number combo, and stick to the usual phonetic alphabet, you know, A-Alpha, B-Bravo, C-Charlie kind of stuff. Last night, the guy on the other end of the phone was about as dry as dust. Straightlaced. So it was really unexpected when I got my auth number and he said "G as in Gecko, J as in Jump ..." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-03-2009, 09:29 AM	#25
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	AHA!! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-03-2009, 10:02 AM	#26
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Thank God it's the same one, and not a trend. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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