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05-14-2006, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

I think you meant to say "You don't really mean that, do you?"

To which I would have replied, "It would be better for all of us if you stuck to your medication schedule."

However, since I know you're kidding me, I won't.

No you don't.

BigV · 05-14-2006, 03:36 AM

:chuckles:

Beestie · 05-14-2006, 04:18 AM

I got my conditional black belt last night.

Ouch. It hurts when I move. Anything.

Griff · 05-14-2006, 06:50 AM

I saw Karate Jesus last night.

footfootfoot · 05-14-2006, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

I got my conditional black belt last night.

Ouch. It hurts when I move. Anything.

[fly on the wall]
OK Beestie, we'll give you your black belt on ONE CONDITION:

(multiple choice)

a) You promise to do all your chores before logging on to the cellar
b) You agree to stop teasing your sister
c) You only use your powers for evil and not good
d) You refrain from saying "Hassan, CHOP!"
[/fly]

Cheyenne · 05-14-2006, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

I got my conditional black belt last night.

Ouch. It hurts when I move. Anything.

"doctor it hurts when i do this" "well then don't do this" :p

take a long hot bath

Clodfobble · 05-14-2006, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett's Honey

My brother and I burned a litter of kittens alive last week-end. It sucked more than anything I've ever done.

Holy shit! I'm sorry, BH. That must have been awful.

newmanae · 05-14-2006, 02:16 PM

How's this for a first post? My son was involved in a robbery in which a 24y/o mother of 2 was stabbed to death. At first I adopted the theory, my son, right or wrong but over time I've seen no remorse and regret standing by him.

footfootfoot · 05-14-2006, 02:30 PM

I'm beginning to like the burnig kitten story a lot more.

Welcome Newmanae. That is a dramatic entrance. I can't imagine how difficult that must be for you. I don't know what I'd do in your shoes.
How long ago was this?

newmanae · 05-14-2006, 03:09 PM

It was 8 yrs ago, my sons been in jail since about 3 months after it happened, he turned 26 recently and will get out in 7 yrs.

wolf · 05-14-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

I am a pacifist who gets too many urges to hurt people for little reason.

Pacifism is unnatural to the human condition. If you restrict your urges for violence you will one day explode in rage and climb to the top of the nearest belltower with a high powerered rifle.

Griff · 05-14-2006, 04:46 PM

...so it is important that you get yourself to the range so when you snap you can do some good.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-14-2006, 06:16 PM

Naw, people that go to the range regularly, seldom snap.

mrnoodle · 05-14-2006, 06:52 PM

I'm sitting in my office on Sunday evening with about a week's worth of work staring at me. For some reason I haven't been able to concentrate lately and I've let it pile up. I have to get it done by 8:30 in the morning and I'm STILL unable to get a good head of steam going.

I'm here, aren't I? I have no business surfing the net. I should be working.

It's really starting to play with my sanity. I have a good 8 hours of work to do. So now I'm going to start for real. Really.

After I get a burger. Dammit.

05-15-2006, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

:chuckles:

05-14-2006, 03:36 AM	#122
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	:chuckles: __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-14-2006, 04:18 AM	#123
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I got my conditional black belt last night. Ouch. It hurts when I move. Anything. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

05-14-2006, 06:50 AM	#124
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I saw Karate Jesus last night. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-14-2006, 02:30 PM	#129
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'm beginning to like the burnig kitten story a lot more. Welcome Newmanae. That is a dramatic entrance. I can't imagine how difficult that must be for you. I don't know what I'd do in your shoes. How long ago was this? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-14-2006, 04:46 PM	#132
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	...so it is important that you get yourself to the range so when you snap you can do some good. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-14-2006, 02:16 PM	#128
newmanae What? Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 3	How's this for a first post? My son was involved in a robbery in which a 24y/o mother of 2 was stabbed to death. At first I adopted the theory, my son, right or wrong but over time I've seen no remorse and regret standing by him.

05-14-2006, 03:09 PM	#130
newmanae What? Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 3	It was 8 yrs ago, my sons been in jail since about 3 months after it happened, he turned 26 recently and will get out in 7 yrs.

05-14-2006, 06:16 PM	#133
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Naw, people that go to the range regularly, seldom snap. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-14-2006, 06:52 PM	#134
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I'm sitting in my office on Sunday evening with about a week's worth of work staring at me. For some reason I haven't been able to concentrate lately and I've let it pile up. I have to get it done by 8:30 in the morning and I'm STILL unable to get a good head of steam going. I'm here, aren't I? I have no business surfing the net. I should be working. It's really starting to play with my sanity. I have a good 8 hours of work to do. So now I'm going to start for real. Really. After I get a burger. Dammit. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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