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Old 11-16-2002, 11:27 PM   #1
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Old 11-16-2002, 11:31 PM   #2
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... In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state. ...
oh shit. does that mean i have to pronounce it nook-u-lar?

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Old 11-16-2002, 11:32 PM   #3
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I believe the proper term is "Alligator Wrestler From The Island Of Refuse".
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Old 11-16-2002, 11:33 PM   #4
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oh shit. does that mean i have to pronounce it nook-u-lar?

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No. It's "nucleaur", fooul.
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Old 11-16-2002, 11:33 PM   #5
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Human Refuse. Get it right. We don't take peoples trash, but we do make a good nuclear testing ground, ask the Biritsh.
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Old 11-16-2002, 11:34 PM   #6
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That is correct james. And no pronunciation of g's at the end of words.
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Old 11-16-2002, 11:34 PM   #7
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I believe you <b>are</b> the refuse of the British.
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Old 11-16-2002, 11:36 PM   #8
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'zactly, but they didn't take trash here, too expensive. Just people. Don't have any aussie blood in me anyway. Though ill hold dual citizen soon so you can use British *and* Australian jokes on me.
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Old 11-16-2002, 11:56 PM   #9
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Are you going to stop brushing your teeth as well?
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Old 11-16-2002, 11:59 PM   #10
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Well chewing is overrated anyway...
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Old 11-17-2002, 12:00 AM   #11
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Let's hope the UN weapons inspectors have more on the ball than this crowd, or they'll spend the first month debating whether they're looking for aluminum tubes or aluminium tubes.
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Old 11-17-2002, 07:25 AM   #12
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Which reminds me -- How do you cook chicken teriyaki Hiroshima-style?
First, preheat the oven to 4 million degrees...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
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Old 11-17-2002, 09:50 AM   #13
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<b>How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?</b>

It goes "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop"
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Old 11-17-2002, 10:39 AM   #14
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Nun jokes rule!

How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I never asked. I just fuck 'em.

(another original)
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Old 11-17-2002, 11:09 AM   #15
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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
Drowns.

What's the best part about being a pedophile?
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