December 9th, 2015: Chewed Up

[xoxoxoBruce]

This guy in North Florida says he drove home, was busy in the back yard, heard nothing, then two hours later found this out front.

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Both sides of the car chewed up, blood spatters all over the ground, right fender liner torn completely out and the left liner half way out.
And nothing around.

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The only clue is the cat, who showed up later, was covered with grease/oil and freaked.
I guess pussy was holed up in the engine compartment.
The guy says the cops are baffled, and his wife thinks it was a bigassed dog.

I've seen the videos of dogs tearing bumpers off, but those were plastic with a few plastic push fasteners.
This is well chewed metal. Strong jaw, but short teeth, quiet but stupid... got to be a Gator.
But wouldn't residents, or at least local cops, recognize gator marks?

Maybe aliens, like Pissed Planet Pluto Paratroopers Packing Payback?

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