This is not porn - Page 39

wolf · 04-02-2005, 02:22 AM

I haven't seen as many as you have. And I don't appreciate them in the same way.

choymantisbxr · 04-03-2005, 03:57 AM

hey, sorry i had to leave the chat early. did we manage to figure out the secret of audition death of a traveling salesman?

crazypeoplethink · 04-03-2005, 11:59 AM

no, we're still stuck on that

Mad_Hatter · 04-03-2005, 01:16 PM

man, still stuck on that one, its a tuffy, this guy is probably laughing at our ignorance, its not really obvious, this guy is a real riddler. hes the real deal man.

ViscountAlpha · 04-07-2005, 02:13 AM

What if there is no correct solution? Thats a possibility. It can't be ruled out. I may be an idiot saying this but it is a real possibility.

*shrug* I shouldn't think like that though.

-vis

XRedBlazeX · 04-08-2005, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ViscountAlpha

What if there is no correct solution? Thats a possibility. It can't be ruled out. I may be an idiot saying this but it is a real possibility.

*shrug* I shouldn't think like that though.

-vis

Actually, here's one of Kris Boruff's recent posts at the official TINP forums (http://www.thisisnotporn.com/forum/index.php)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thisisnotporn

Hey everyone,

I'm should apologize the website hasn't had a major update in awhile. I've been very busy with my classes and a new job. I've also been biding my time to get a few pieces of equipment I needed to finish the website. There was also a loss in the family.

About the website, I do have the ending in mind. I have just been waiting to be able to do it properly. Just this morning I won a bid on a camera package that I also needed to finish the site. My old camera was running down and had a nasty shift to tanish brown saturation. The new camera is has better saturation and control.

I hope the wait hasn't bothered anyone too intensely. The ending will be worthwhile. There will be something after.

"Past perfect doesn't make a perfect past." - My old friend, Mary

http://www.thisisnotporn.com/forums/...?showtopic=856

xX_duckie_Xx · 04-08-2005, 11:45 PM

arg... so we couldnt get anywhere >.< nowhere to go

TOO EVIL! lol

Kagen4o4 · 04-10-2005, 04:39 AM

im not sure if anyone mentioned this before but i havent found it any of the forums. what about the line on the BURNING HEL page that says. "One More to Go. What now? Who was the next in line to die?" i havent read any of the books or anything, but i as i said i havent come across anyone in forums relating this to anything. such as "she is hidden. 3 items" and "one more to go"

has anyone picked up on "where is she?" "whereisGotanda.htm"

i found this while "searching" for gotanda

For further inquiries, e-mail: acl2001@columbia.edu or tanuj@hotmail.com
Audition!
Looking for great actors....
PERFECT GIRL
A character-driven, off-beat romantic comedy about a young man who regrets losing the 100% perfect girl. Adapted from a short story by Haruki Murakami. (Digital Video, Approx. 10 min., non-union, no pay, credit, meals, copy)
Producers: Fatimah Tobing Rony, Francisco Hernandez
Director: Akira Boch, recent graduate of UCLA Film
School's MFA Directing Program.

on this site http://www.aatrevue.com/Oldnews2002a.html
note the "Adapted from a short story by Haruki Murakami."

probably nothing

Duey Oxburger · 04-10-2005, 05:51 AM

Well the "Who's next in line to die" refers to Dance Dance Dance and the room of skeletons. There are 6 skeletons but we only know 5 by the end of the book.

"where is she""where is gotanda" = Kiki is she, because the whole book of DDD is the protag searching for her. gotanda was eating with the protag when he went missing, but it was found later that he killed himself.

That was a nice find, but i'm not sure how much that would be relevant. it looks like a low grade website so thats never promising

Mr. Ears · 04-10-2005, 06:55 PM

hmmmm.... this may be nothing at all, but on the slight chance that it might be something... here it is: on the 7 light page, in the word died, it has a 4 instead of the e, and then the page before it has 4 c's... and i seem to remember and a forum somewhere, someone equated those numbers and letters or something to japanese writing or something and got words and something or other...

lol · 04-11-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Ears

hmmmm.... this may be nothing at all, but on the slight chance that it might be something... here it is: on the 7 light page, in the word died, it has a 4 instead of the e, and then the page before it has 4 c's... and i seem to remember and a forum somewhere, someone equated those numbers and letters or something to japanese writing or something and got words and something or other...

nah thats just 1337 talk, it i5 lik3 t4lking with numb3r5

Kagen4o4 · 04-11-2005, 07:28 PM

the stratches on the stomach say "gotanda"

clumsy_boy · 04-12-2005, 07:46 PM

Ok, first introductions, I am new to Cellar, but I have been following this thread for a bit now, and I finally decided to join, seeing as how I have new information!
Yes, that is right ladies and gents, there is something you guys don't know

and here it is: I recently purchased a shirt from thisisnotporn, and it came with a certificate of authenticity, and on said certificate, I found that this was written:

"She sits alone, crying in the darkness. She is married to the Dolphin. A future lived in past tense. The Walls are closing in. Only time will tell, if she knew him well. Who's missing? Count it up. Put it all together and find the hidden place. You've almost found here. She can only wait for you, there... in the darkness of paradise. TIME TO DANCE"

That is exactly as it is written, and anywho, I hope I have managed to help to further the cause!

SilverPhoenix · 04-13-2005, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clumsy_boy

on said certificate, I found that this was written:

*snip-quote*

That is exactly as it is written, and anywho, I hope I have managed to help to further the cause!

Important question: Is there *anything* else written on there? Below the signature line, or outside the border? A string of letters and/or numbers, a sentence that seems relatively out of place... ?

clumsy_boy · 04-13-2005, 02:55 PM

There is nothing really out of place, but just in case I will tell you guys all that is on the certificate.

The backround is a picture of two crows purched on a tree, and underneath his signature is written "Past Perfect does not make a Perfect past." then he wrote "Thanks Dale of the North". And then there is the seal, the only thing odd is that on the "official seal" the date on it is Jan 7th 2003, I am not sure how long he has been selling the shirts so it could mean nothing.

04-02-2005, 02:22 AM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I haven't seen as many as you have. And I don't appreciate them in the same way. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-07-2005, 02:13 AM	#5
ViscountAlpha Recruit or Something Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4	i hope im wrong but.... What if there is no correct solution? Thats a possibility. It can't be ruled out. I may be an idiot saying this but it is a real possibility. shrug I shouldn't think like that though. -vis

04-10-2005, 06:55 PM	#10
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	hmmmm.... this may be nothing at all, but on the slight chance that it might be something... here it is: on the 7 light page, in the word died, it has a 4 instead of the e, and then the page before it has 4 c's... and i seem to remember and a forum somewhere, someone equated those numbers and letters or something to japanese writing or something and got words and something or other... __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom?

04-03-2005, 03:57 AM	#2
choymantisbxr choymantisbxr Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: canton ohio Posts: 14	hey, sorry i had to leave the chat early. did we manage to figure out the secret of audition death of a traveling salesman?

04-03-2005, 11:59 AM	#3
crazypeoplethink Irrelevant Adulterant Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 43	no, we're still stuck on that

04-03-2005, 01:16 PM	#4
Mad_Hatter Complex Simpleton Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 18	man, still stuck on that one, its a tuffy, this guy is probably laughing at our ignorance, its not really obvious, this guy is a real riddler. hes the real deal man.

04-08-2005, 11:45 PM	#7
xX_duckie_Xx Aggregate Aggravator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17	arg... so we couldnt get anywhere >.< nowhere to go TOO EVIL! lol

04-10-2005, 04:39 AM	#8
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	im not sure if anyone mentioned this before but i havent found it any of the forums. what about the line on the BURNING HEL page that says. "One More to Go. What now? Who was the next in line to die?" i havent read any of the books or anything, but i as i said i havent come across anyone in forums relating this to anything. such as "she is hidden. 3 items" and "one more to go" has anyone picked up on "where is she?" "whereisGotanda.htm" i found this while "searching" for gotanda For further inquiries, e-mail: acl2001@columbia.edu or tanuj@hotmail.com Audition! Looking for great actors.... PERFECT GIRL A character-driven, off-beat romantic comedy about a young man who regrets losing the 100% perfect girl. Adapted from a short story by Haruki Murakami. (Digital Video, Approx. 10 min., non-union, no pay, credit, meals, copy) Producers: Fatimah Tobing Rony, Francisco Hernandez Director: Akira Boch, recent graduate of UCLA Film School's MFA Directing Program. on this site http://www.aatrevue.com/Oldnews2002a.html note the "Adapted from a short story by Haruki Murakami." probably nothing

04-10-2005, 05:51 AM	#9
Duey Oxburger I swallowed a lot of agression...along with a lot of pizzas Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 51	Well the "Who's next in line to die" refers to Dance Dance Dance and the room of skeletons. There are 6 skeletons but we only know 5 by the end of the book. "where is she""where is gotanda" = Kiki is she, because the whole book of DDD is the protag searching for her. gotanda was eating with the protag when he went missing, but it was found later that he killed himself. That was a nice find, but i'm not sure how much that would be relevant. it looks like a low grade website so thats never promising

04-11-2005, 07:28 PM	#12
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	the stratches on the stomach say "gotanda"

04-12-2005, 07:46 PM	#13
clumsy_boy The last Gunslinger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The North, Canada Posts: 2	Ok, first introductions, I am new to Cellar, but I have been following this thread for a bit now, and I finally decided to join, seeing as how I have new information! Yes, that is right ladies and gents, there is something you guys don't know and here it is: I recently purchased a shirt from thisisnotporn, and it came with a certificate of authenticity, and on said certificate, I found that this was written: "She sits alone, crying in the darkness. She is married to the Dolphin. A future lived in past tense. The Walls are closing in. Only time will tell, if she knew him well. Who's missing? Count it up. Put it all together and find the hidden place. You've almost found here. She can only wait for you, there... in the darkness of paradise. TIME TO DANCE" That is exactly as it is written, and anywho, I hope I have managed to help to further the cause!

04-13-2005, 02:55 PM	#15
clumsy_boy The last Gunslinger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The North, Canada Posts: 2	There is nothing really out of place, but just in case I will tell you guys all that is on the certificate. The backround is a picture of two crows purched on a tree, and underneath his signature is written "Past Perfect does not make a Perfect past." then he wrote "Thanks Dale of the North". And then there is the seal, the only thing odd is that on the "official seal" the date on it is Jan 7th 2003, I am not sure how long he has been selling the shirts so it could mean nothing.

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