Be a post whore! - Page 84

xoxoxoBruce · 05-02-2009, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

They claim my household was selected at random, and while there is supposedly a law saying I have to fill it out, I wonder if it has any teeth.

It asks for things like how many people live here, number of rooms in the house, plumbing, utility bills in previous year, and even my income. It will take a while to fill out if I have to look up all that stuff.

I'll fill it out though. I'm usually pretty obedient that way. Besides, they use it to allocate resources, so in theory, it's important that I get counted so the schools and stuff get federal money.

I got one of those a few years back.
I said no.
They said I must.
I said make me.
They said it's the law.
I said stuff it.
The regional supervisor said I must.
I said bring it on.

Haven't heard any more.

Undertoad · 05-02-2009, 07:41 AM

Don't you see, they need that information, because they sell it.

Now, you could start your own information company and go around asking people these questions. But that would be terribly expensive! Much easier to start with a government entity that already has regional supervisors.

Isn't it going to be more expensive for the government entity? But of course! But they sell that information, so --

Just fill it out like a good citizen.

Cloud · 05-03-2009, 10:59 PM

I caught myself as I was drifting off for my afternoon nap trying to scroll down through the thoughts in my head.

I think that's a bad sign!

Aliantha · 05-04-2009, 07:04 AM

I think that's a sign of the times.

monster · 05-05-2009, 08:41 AM

oh come on...... tire thread, feeling flat, need to sit down......pun chair

Now I'm just deflated.

(or is everybody still just speechless with awe?)

:p

capnhowdy · 05-06-2009, 07:29 AM

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ohgr · 05-16-2009, 03:02 AM

Your auto warranty is about to expire. This is your final notice until the next final notice in two days.

capnhowdy · 05-16-2009, 01:00 PM

This seems like a good spot to put my

4000th post.

Aliantha · 05-19-2009, 12:19 AM

Fuckwit.

(not you capn)

ohgr · 05-19-2009, 01:00 AM

Thank you, may i have another?

Aliantha · 05-19-2009, 01:15 AM

Not you either.

ZenGum · 05-19-2009, 01:26 AM

What is the cellar monkey doing with its hands?

BigV · 05-19-2009, 03:55 AM

What's beeping? It's freakin 2 am.

Chocolatl · 05-19-2009, 11:07 AM

For a South American twist on your hot dog, try it with mayonnaise and avocado paste. (Plain guacamole will do, too.)

Just had one of these for the first time in about twelve years. Delicious!

Aliantha · 05-19-2009, 06:45 PM

Yesterday I made a Chocolate Peppermint cake which is basically a light chocolate cake with a pepermint creme layer then chocolate icing on top. The problem is that the amount of peppermint creme the recipe calls for is about twice as much as you need. It actually made the cake 'sink' in the middle from the weight, but I didn't notice that till it was cut, so now there's a massive wedge of the creme which makes for a very rich cake.

Lucky it tastes nice.

05-03-2009, 10:59 PM	#1248
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I caught myself as I was drifting off for my afternoon nap trying to scroll down through the thoughts in my head. I think that's a bad sign! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-04-2009, 07:04 AM	#1249
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think that's a sign of the times. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-05-2009, 08:41 AM	#1250
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh come on...... tire thread, feeling flat, need to sit down......pun chair Now I'm just deflated. (or is everybody still just speechless with awe?) :p __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-06-2009, 07:29 AM	#1251
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	__________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-16-2009, 01:00 PM	#1253
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	This seems like a good spot to put my *4000th post.* __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-02-2009, 07:41 AM	#1247
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Don't you see, they need that information, because they sell it. Now, you could start your own information company and go around asking people these questions. But that would be terribly expensive! Much easier to start with a government entity that already has regional supervisors. Isn't it going to be more expensive for the government entity? But of course! But they sell that information, so -- Just fill it out like a good citizen.

05-16-2009, 03:02 AM	#1252
ohgr Confounded Conjuror Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 33	Your auto warranty is about to expire. This is your final notice until the next final notice in two days.

05-19-2009, 12:19 AM	#1254
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Fuckwit. (not you capn) __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-19-2009, 01:00 AM	#1255
ohgr Confounded Conjuror Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 33	Thank you, may i have another?

05-19-2009, 01:15 AM	#1256
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Not you either. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-19-2009, 01:26 AM	#1257
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What is the cellar monkey doing with its hands? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-19-2009, 03:55 AM	#1258
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	What's beeping? It's freakin 2 am. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-19-2009, 11:07 AM	#1259
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	For a South American twist on your hot dog, try it with mayonnaise and avocado paste. (Plain guacamole will do, too.) Just had one of these for the first time in about twelve years. Delicious!

05-19-2009, 06:45 PM	#1260
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yesterday I made a Chocolate Peppermint cake which is basically a light chocolate cake with a pepermint creme layer then chocolate icing on top. The problem is that the amount of peppermint creme the recipe calls for is about twice as much as you need. It actually made the cake 'sink' in the middle from the weight, but I didn't notice that till it was cut, so now there's a massive wedge of the creme which makes for a very rich cake. Lucky it tastes nice. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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