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Old 06-08-2005, 08:34 AM   #1
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6/8/2005: Chicken clothing



Bwahahahaha!!!

I can't stop laughing every time I see this one. Apparently there is no serious reason for it... it's a fashion statement, "launched by a group of designers working in Austria and Japan." full story

Austrian Edgar Honetschlaeger said he decided to work with the Japanese on the project because he hoped to make the chicken label clothing essential. He said "It's something that you don't really need but everyone wants to have anyway".

Absolutely! Absolutely! Every chicken must be suited.
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:35 AM   #2
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Isn't that outfit from the spring Paris Hilton collection? Maybe not, doesn't show enough breast.
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:43 AM   #3
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Isn't that outfit from the spring Paris Hilton collection? Maybe not, doesn't show enough breast.
Kaboom tish!

Nice!
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:50 AM   #4
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I don't know if I want my chick showing that much leg.
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:59 AM   #5
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You can see some thigh there...
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:13 AM   #6
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LOL. that's my new avatar.
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:15 AM   #7
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I think the collar and cuffs really bring out the color in her wattle...........the shape harkens back to her egg roots..........I give it a nine.
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:39 AM   #8
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I've heard of chicken with dressing, but that's just silly.
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:44 AM   #9
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Seeing as the collar does not zip open, do you have to choke the chicken to put it's head in the hole?
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:17 PM   #10
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There's no opening at the bottom either. The zipper must be for when the chicken goes to the bathroom. Hence, the fowl in question must be a.......(drumroll for lumberjim).........
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:53 PM   #11
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...dixie chick? :P
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:26 PM   #12
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all y'all're wrong. Them's BOXING TRUNKS! Only a chicken would put the waist up under the arm(wing)pits, a'la Steve Erckle. Chicken Indeed!!!
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:59 PM   #13
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I was thinking it looked like it had been stuffed into a bowling bag ... or would that be fowling bag in this case? Somehow I think the SPCA would take a major spaz on if tried to use a chicken for bowling... though the desperate flapping of wings just might nock down a few more pins as you threw it down the alley.

Then again... it could also be an outfit to bring Mertle the Parachick up to 21st century standards ...

(10 points to anybody here who gets the Parachick reference)
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:23 PM   #14
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http://www.arnhemarchive.org/pat_glover.htm
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:28 PM   #15
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D'oh!!

Didn't know it was on the net ... oh well, 10 points to Queen of the Ryche :-)
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