April 28, 2010: $5544 Sex Toys

xoxoxoBruce · 04-27-2010, 11:03 PM

Antique sex toys... antique wooden sex toys... antique French wooden sex toys.

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Two historic sex toys thought to date back to the 1700s have been sold at an Essex auction for £3,600.

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One of the objects measures 10in (25cm) and the other 11in (28cm).
Staff at the auction described the sex toys as "extraordinary and exceptionally rare". The catalogue description read: "Designed to please Lot 340 - an extraordinary and exceptionally rare "Travel Godermiche". "A pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration. The case, although having a re-lined interior, appears to have aged commensurate with the phallus.

Rare? Yeah, it's not the sort of thing that gets handed down for generations, or listed in your estate inventory, for that matter.

Oh, and the auctioneer was Wendy Wood... Wendy Wood's wooden woodies?

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SPUCK · 04-28-2010, 04:39 AM

I fixed it for you..

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aged commensurate with the phalli

Just think of the rare VD you could get from them!

Antimatter · 04-28-2010, 04:52 AM

Now who wood have though of that?

tim · 04-28-2010, 05:22 AM

Some dickhead, probably ...

tim · 04-28-2010, 05:37 AM

... ooops! First post!

I certainly wasn't aiming at SPUCK (and certainly no disrespect intended)!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-28-2010, 06:52 AM

No problem, Tim, welcome to the Cellar.

monster · 04-28-2010, 07:12 AM

tim, you're fitting right in already -just like the phalli, presumably

ZenGum · 04-28-2010, 08:00 AM

You'd wanna watch for splinters.

In Japan, ye olde dildoes were made of stone. Trick was to warm them up in a bowl of hot water first.

ToastyOhs · 04-28-2010, 08:14 AM

That's a lot of money for something to hide in your underwear drawer.

Sheldonrs · 04-28-2010, 08:34 AM

Not to gross anyone out or anything, but those were made of bleached pine originally.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-28-2010, 08:47 AM

No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.

Sheldonrs · 04-28-2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.

You sure it's not cherryPOPPINwood?

rditlkustoleit · 04-28-2010, 09:29 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...
Oh I see, these are clearly hard candy.

dmg1969 · 04-28-2010, 11:55 AM

Does anyone else find it ironic that the auction was held in Essex?

Cloud · 04-28-2010, 12:14 PM

dunno, but I'm still hung up on "Wendy Wood's wooden woodies"

huzzah!

04-28-2010, 05:22 AM	#4
tim Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2	palli phalli Some dickhead, probably ...

04-28-2010, 06:52 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No problem, Tim, welcome to the Cellar. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-28-2010, 07:12 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	tim, you're fitting right in already -just like the phalli, presumably __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-28-2010, 08:00 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You'd wanna watch for splinters. In Japan, ye olde dildoes were made of stone. Trick was to warm them up in a bowl of hot water first. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-28-2010, 08:34 AM	#10
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Not to gross anyone out or anything, but those were made of bleached pine originally. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-28-2010, 04:52 AM	#3
Antimatter Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 68	Now who wood have though of that?

04-28-2010, 05:37 AM	#5
tim Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2	... ooops! First post! I certainly wasn't aiming at SPUCK (and certainly no disrespect intended)!

04-28-2010, 08:14 AM	#9
ToastyOhs Discontinued Breakfast Food Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Coastal Maine, USA Posts: 58	That's a lot of money for something to hide in your underwear drawer.

04-28-2010, 08:47 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-28-2010, 09:29 AM	#13
rditlkustoleit Violator of Customs Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 49	How many licks does it take to get to the center of a... Oh I see, these are clearly hard candy. __________________ If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?!

04-28-2010, 11:55 AM	#14
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	Does anyone else find it ironic that the auction was held in Essex? __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

04-28-2010, 12:14 PM	#15
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	dunno, but I'm still hung up on "Wendy Wood's wooden woodies" huzzah! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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