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Old 06-12-2004, 06:09 PM   #1
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Damn, I look buff today!

Been outside, mowed for like 3 hours, other chores, sweaty, grimy. Veins popping out on my muscles. Almost sunburned and I was pretty tanned already. More severe than military haircut.

Gotta find some neighbor kid to mow this fucker, I'm too sexy to be on display in my front yard. With a chainsaw.

Wife's looking good too, semi half topless sunning on the deck...course she hasn't done a damn thing today.

I need a shower but hate to ruin this moment...then I'll just be another balding, near middle aged, tired, clean white guy. Wife'll still look hot tho.

;-)
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Old 06-12-2004, 06:17 PM   #2
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jinx and I are going to get drunk on purpose.
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Old 06-12-2004, 06:38 PM   #3
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I'm sorry, is there any other way?
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Old 06-12-2004, 07:35 PM   #4
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true..... true.

waaaazzzuaaaaahhhhhhp?.......


ok, 2 shots of vodka, one mikes hard lemonade, and some mushu beef..........just starting to feel it..........


cldfbl, I very rarely get drunk. might be 6 times ever. no, 7. I just had a "shite day" as jag would say. every stinking deal I did was painful.[sol] It was very hurtful to me.[/sol] So I decided, I would hijack this thread, and get drunk. who's with me? c'mon, blue, ol buddy, let's get shitfaced.

woooohoooo! oh yeah.....

I plan to post drunk tonight, so be worefarned


...... I meant to do that.
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Old 06-12-2004, 08:31 PM   #5
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It's definitely a 2-martini night!

Or maybe some Scotch.
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Old 06-12-2004, 08:32 PM   #6
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ok, 4 shots of vodka now, working on mike's #3? or is it 4? ...

...hot bath.......

definitely getting woozy.

talking louder.


embarrasing jinx


maybe i should cool it while i'm still feeling groovy/
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Old 06-12-2004, 08:35 PM   #7
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hey!

do your lips start to get numb when you're drunk?
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Old 06-12-2004, 10:14 PM   #8
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Re: Damn, I look buff today!

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Originally posted by blue
semi half topless sunning on the deck
Besides being redundant, what exactly is semi half topless? Is that like 1/8 th naked?


..or you could just post a picture.
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Old 06-12-2004, 10:22 PM   #9
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Right, it's late, you're tired from all that work, why bother typing out along explanation of what you meant, when a picture does it all.
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Old 06-12-2004, 10:29 PM   #10
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oof. i don't like to be drunk. this sucks. I know I don't like being drunk. what the fuck was I thinking? shit. over and out.
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Old 06-12-2004, 10:59 PM   #11
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Dumbass...will you do this again 2 weeks from tonight?
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Old 06-12-2004, 11:15 PM   #12
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Dumbasses, all of you.

Jim first off you're obviously not doing it right. What was so bad about your day? Thanks for sharing dickmunch.

Semi half topless, means I got a good eyeful, but only got a pic from behind. Sorta semi half sucks you know what I mean?

xoxobruce, you're so right, and I'm with you, but she would rip my balls off, really..I think she'd get into it if I could talk her into it, but the whole losing my balls thing is holding me back.

I'm gonna im LJ & Jinx, bet he's a sloppy drunk...should be entertaining. Then I'm gonna IM him in a few hours again, then I'm going to call his phone about 5 am. I can stay up all night for this...amateurs.
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Old 06-12-2004, 11:21 PM   #13
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You da man, Blue. Be sure and give him our love at 5 AM. And don't forget the time difference.
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Old 06-12-2004, 11:49 PM   #14
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Shit, he;s screening his calls.
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Old 06-12-2004, 11:52 PM   #15
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Well, if you hadn't announced it here...not to mention, you probably didn't turn off the caller ID function...dumbass!
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